Rory Michaelson 🏳️⚧️💚
#1 Best smelling author of the LESSER KNOWN MONSTERS series. A queer, AuDHD chaos goblin that’s all out of spoons and now only has knives. They/them. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ rep: @inthesestones.bsky.social
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- Today, Rory’s last day of their thirties is going to be: * Hotel buffet breakfast * 2hrs get ready, facemask, wander around in silk dressing gown * 2hrs pro massage from a man with the biggest hands available * Manicure and pedicure * Cat cafe * More food (smoothie bowl?) * Lie down a lot
- Massage and touch averse, you say? Yez, I do love a massage on occasion, but it involves booking days in advance, mental preparation, site visits, and discussion with massage therapists before hand about the order of events and absolute no-no zones, which is for me, head, face, and ears.
- 4 types of characters I write: 1. Grumpy sadboy love interests. 2. Stabby sunshines. 3. Loose cannons with loose tongues. 4. Softboy cinnamon rolls who are forced to become ruthless, morally grey disaster twinks.
- Me: “I don’t like or watch gruesome films.” My books:
- Don’t be a cunt.
- But... But I'm so good at it...
- Being cunty is different
- My fiancé following me into literally every room I go to when we’re off work together, including wandering into the bathroom behind me and being told to gtfo.
- 👋 I am Rory, author of ‘Lesser Known Monsters,’ a queer dark fantasy I self-pubbed featuring found family and folk lore monsters (and monster lovin’). Im now agented & awaiting being on sub for more queer and neurodivergent books! #WritersLiftWednesday #Writers 🌈📚 #Authors #WritersLift #BookSky 💙📚
- Let's hear from you writers, tell us a little bit about yourself, what projects you've on the go, what you've written, any events in the near future, or just drop your bio and links and follow and support each other #WritersLiftWednesday #Writers #Authors #WritersLift #BookSky 💙📚 alt text please
- I’ve been having such audiobook woes after getting sucker-punched by my ex narrator, I’ve been crawling into other narrators inboxes begging, figuring out how to set up a kickstarter, and even practicing narrating myself. At no point did I ever consider using a shitty robot. See how easy that is?
- Me working extra hard on my chest because I don’t like doing ab exercises (don’t lie, the second you see tiddies you forget six packs exist)
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- Yes, see, tiddies.
- I’m waiting for the proof.
- Did you miss my secret big uns post last week?
