Ron Sparks
Officially Canada's best comedian with dangly bits in the year 2012. #CBC #NBC #JFL #Debaters #MTV #MuchMusic #CTV #StratfordFestival #22Minutes #Beaverton #SecondCity #TheNewsdesk #TheImprov #GlobeAndMail 13x #CCA winner & former grade 6 floor hockey MVP
- Apparently Pete Hegseth doesn't just use the internet to routinely share group chats about highly classified battle plans. He also plagiarizes academic papers word-for-word. But let's Bright Side this: only a HIGHLY functional alcoholic could copy such erudite work. #petehegseth #princeton #dod
- "MAY THE 7th BE WITH YOU!" (Am I doing Star Wars Day right?) #HappyStarWarsDay #StarWarsDay #StarWars
- This is bad news for every American consumer, but ESPECIALLY if you're a braless paraplegic who wants to drive a forklift with a pasta windshield while wearing fish shoes and latex gloves. #TrumpTariffs #tradewar #TariffTax #TrumpTax #trade #economysky #businesssky #tariffs #donaldtrump #china
- Trump tariffs on an actual ship that just brought "fish, sneakers, forklifts, latex medical gloves, car windshields, pasta, wheelchairs and bras" are 74% of the cargo's value. It's okay. Nobody really needs a forklift or wheelchair. Lift from the knees. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
- BAD IDEA: Starting a trade war. WORSE IDEA: Setting obscenely high tariffs/taxes that your own people pay. DONALD TRUMP IDEA: A trade war against the entire world, focusing on the 3 countries that BUY the most goods FROM you. #donaldtrump #tradewar #uspoli #tariffs #trumptax #tarifftax #eu #usmca
- Since the NBA began collecting play-by-play data all teams are a combined 3-1640 when down 7+ points with < 1 minute to go. But if you don't include wins by this year's Indiana Pacers that # falls to 1-1640. In other words watch them - until the final buzzer! #nba #indiana #pacers #indianapacers
