And nobody's said thank you once.

Debbie Doomsday.

He called Chinese laborers “peasants” Lectured Germany on free speech for fascists Accosted Zelensky Got run out of Greenland Berated Europe on an unsecured Signal Chat Idk I guess he’ll go to Mexico and tell Sheinbaum that Baja California will be annexed but Gulf of California can keep its name.

Can he please just hang around Mar-a-Lago on weekends and stick close to the orange demon in the White House during the week?

Lunch with Trump? 🤞

And yet Trump lives on

Maybe he should spend more time standing next to his boss.

Evil spreads like water in a stream! Why doesn’t it affect the people in Washington!

Yet he hangs out with his boss daily and he has yet to strike him down. JD, do better.

We need JD to spend much more time with Trump.

He's a real life Schleprock

He goes to the Vatican, the Pope dies the next day. He goes to India, a war starts the next few days/weeks. Don’t let him anywhere near any nuclear facilities/weapons... the next day there will be a catastrophe of epic proportions 🤣

Please follow Trump around.

Have JD make the plans for Trump's birthday parade.

The Angel of Death is making rounds.

Send him to meet Putin.

Hopefully he goes to Indiana and they blow this 2-0 lead on the Cavs

JD Vance is literally the devil. He's a demon from another dimension. He's evil. He enjoys suffering.

He goes to a meeting with Vladimir Putin

He wants to stop the rotation of the Earth because he's afraid of the dark ... "Many people are saying" ....

Grateful for humanity his brother lost.

JD killed the Pope..

Hopefully he will go with the President to his annual physical.

Anyone who values their fortunes should ban this vampire from crossing their doorstep.

Can we get him in a room with the Dump and his "cabinet" and see what happens? Maybe lock the door for a couple days...

Vance should stop at Tesla HQ next. Oh wait... Tesla is already in the gutter.

For the safety of all involved, JD should stay the f**k away, he's a bad Omen.

Can he have a sit down dinner with DonOld?

JD don’t come to California. We don’t want an earthquake.

Have a feeling, it will be Canada!

Well he threatened countries who would attend the World Cup with deportation 🙄

Send his ass to Moscow.

Quick lock JD in the bathroom

Sailors would say he's a Jonah or perhaps the sailor in The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner. Maybe Shady can do his thing in the oval circus 🎪? Trump's obituary the most anticipated prose in the world.

Shady Vance will get everything he deserves and we may even get to see most of it 🤣

He’s sold his soul to the devil.

He’s got the Medusa Touch. And her eyelashes.

Spend more time with Trump.

Has Vance considered a visit to Moscow?

I didn’t know about his brother!

slow down, ron. he still may break 15%

I ♥️ this for him.

He's cursed... imagine that 🤷‍♀️🤣

"No..., wait. JD. You stay over, in fact, move further away. More, more, almost there. No, I can still see you... keep going..." Everything on this mostly water-covered rock going forward.

can he plz go around hugging the orange menace's unqualified admin?

Next thing planned is interference in presidential elections in Poland. If it ends as in Germany, Canada and Australia then no harm to us here.

Next I'm gonna absolutely smash a La-Z-Boy.

This

Reminiscent of AppHarvest! Everything David Hamil, Donald Bowman touches dies.

He’s gave all the above the“hillbilly elegy” effect like he did his family and the folks in Appalachia. Can’t wait until he dies this to trump.

ETJDTD.

he is the kiss of death Personified

Joe Rogan. Please go on his podcast next.

He's not welcome in Australia. We don't need that shit.

He's going to become president. We're completely fucked.

He’s shadowing the felon in being a failure or bad omen

He definitely should visit trump.

don't come to Canada

He became VP on Jan 20. Then look what happened.

Let's not push it, please. We need to save as many as we can.

😍

Well, his brother will still be in the running in November because it is a nonpartisan primary and he came in second. 👇 He still got trounced though, so he should lose by a landslide in six months. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Send JD Vance to meet personally with Putin. Either Putin dies or Vance is defenestrated. If Vance survives, send him to Mar-a-lago to stay as soon as hurricane season starts, then back to D.C. to wipe those out. Have him keep meeting 1:1 with Trump. Send him to dictatorships for meetings.

Maybe he should visit Mar-A-Lago?

You thought Peter Thiel was sweaty before …

🤔. What happened after his visit to Greenland 🇬🇱? The glacier had melted?

I kind of feel like asking what’s next is a challenge for all hell to break loose.. yet I want to be prepared…

He should oversee Trump's birthday parade.

@therickwilson.bsky.social would say #EVTD

How about a one on one meeting with the boss?

I think Trump - the Anti-Christ - has ordered the Four Horsemen to follow Vance around. War and Death have already made their presence known, so the bets are open about whether Famine or Pestilence are going to be next ....

You forgot about the couch fucking.

“Don’t look at me!”

Please please Please PLEASE!! A Murky Lardo visit, preferably in hurricane season!

Spend a whole weekend with trump, hopefully.

The *everything he touches turns to shit* virus is contagious apparently. Let's hope this is true for the Trump presidency too. We're off to a good start.

Update: EJDTD.

He needs to spend time with the POTUS, SECDEF, etc!

Can he PLEASE wish Hair Fuhrer a long life?!

Hoping he spends much more time with trump.

An exorcism?

He should spend more alone time with Chump.

We think alike Ron..I have great common sense

Bad vibes magnet.

VANCE IS THE PLAGUE.

That's quite the track record.

Resign from office!

Trump’s birthday maybe?

ww3?