Stoned cold fox
no milk will ever be our milk
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- the amount of people I know rooting for the eagles simply because they don’t want the chiefs to win is a beautiful thing. hate conquers all ♥️🦅
- shout out to pseudo dive bars with overpriced cocktails you’re single handedly keeping the neon sign industry alive
- Oh you can bet your ass I’m assembling a turtle army to take down this twat
- Went from I think you should leave to I think you should be old yellered real quick
- I got a kindle to spend less money on books but instead I’m reading more books than ever my plan has backfired spectacularly
- If middle child energy was a photo
- This whole tarrif tit for tat is kinda like that part in love actually where the prime minister stands up to the president for hitting on his girl except for the fact that while Hugh Grant could play Trudeau, no one would ever believe Billy Bob Thornton as Trump
- if the fortune telling rodent doesn’t see his shadow next week my mental health may never recover
- I don’t know why people are so concerned with movies that didn’t age well. they’re entertainment, not wine
- I love starting a sentence with not to be a hater and then finishing the sentence with something only a hater would say
- if billionaire super villains are real can we also get some balance in the universe and have something cool like mermaids be real too
- love living in a time where every headline reads like a two sentence horror story
- text your ex, clench your jaw, tense your shoulders. nothing matters, let chaos reign
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- motivational speaker cat: this too shall pspspsps
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- the TikTok ban reminds me of that one friend who dramatically and abruptly leaves the group chat then awkwardly has ask to be re added once they’ve calmed down
- seeing people have their hearts broken when their team is knocked out of the play offs makes me so happy my team sets the bar low and doesn’t even make them
- tik tok this tik tok that why don’t you tik this as a sign to go tok to your friends
