In science news, those crazy physicists at LHC finally solved alchemy
journals.aps.org/prc/abstract...Thanks to science we can now not only theoretically, but actually and measurably, turn lead into gold*
* 2.9 x 10^(-11) grams of radioactive and unstable gold
I know you are wondering, but supposing you somehow dealt with the "radioactive" problem there, ran the experiment 300 million times, and collected those tiny gold atoms into a big pile, you would have gold with a market value of about a dollar
May 12, 2025 05:48'The Pb-Pb data analyzed in the present paper were collected in 2018'
> Why are the authors publishing a paper in 2025 based on data from 2018?
Well, 0 is better than nothing!
Or we can just mention "gold" to Trump and watch him walk into a reactor. 🤔
pfft is it even on the block chain?
