This is my go-to, but it invariably goes over their heads.

Let's say a vaccine does cause autism hypothetically, would you rather have your child alive, but with autism or DEAD? I know which one I would choose in a heartbeat.

This one is my favourite 😇

Although not quite there. I would equate it to denying your kid chemotherapy. Or denying them a transfusion if they've been stabbed. Both of these things happen. At what point does the well being of the child matter more than the parental ownership of that child? Your beliefs may not be your kid's.

I get my booster tomorrow

Too many people are relying on uneducated tiktok 'experts' looking to make a buck.

Such a fantastic analogy!

I did my own research and found that dihydrogen monoxide kills more than 300,000 every year! This is by far the most dangerous chemical out there, and yet we allow nearly everyone to be exposed to it every day. Some people even drink it! We need to ban dihydrogen monoxide!

Better not tell the anti-vaxxers that most so-called "foods" contain Dihydrogen Monoxide, the deadly chemical that caused the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster and is the chief component of Government chemtrails.

Oops..I bet they just started another conspiracy fad. An old joke.. "Just when I had my horse trained not to eat..it died!"

Wait until they discover this www.dhmo.org

That reminds me of the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide. 🤣 OTP vp www.dhmo.org/facts.html

Fucking exactly

Sickeningly so for those of us living with a "believer".

This is certainly ACCURATE

Perfect!

💔💔💔

Jonathan Swift would be proud

How do we get a faux news personality to start spreading this? 🤔

Exactly ☺️

Excellent 👑

Perfection.

Written by Big Pharma's propaganda MACHINE in it's diabolic conspiracy PLOT to keep us alive JUST because dead people don't buy drugs. PURE. UNRESTRAINED. GREED! 🤔 Kinda scares me sometimes I can think like a lunatic in 2 seconds flat 😨

imbeciles

It’s a cult😳

The human genetic gene pool needs a severe shock of chlorine. Parents’ polluted DNA is the cause of autism.

Absence of water kills more fish than any living thing that has ever existed in the history of the universe.

clueless? undereducated? YES

👏

“Garlic breath!” 😂😂😂

And yet it’s okay for the government to say what they can learn, who they can love, and who they can be

U right, u right!!

GOP Logic.

And snarky!

It the same logic don't eat, and you will not die

On point 😂

FOR SURE

😂 So true!

I’ve seen it before, but yeah, pretty spot-on.

So on the nose!

And the money you save can be used to buy just about anything. I commend you for your actions and just wish that more people thought just like we do. If ithis takes off, we may just save the planet, but will they be greatful for our efforts, I doubt it.

There are stupid people around us

It's scary out there.

Perfect

😂

Answering ignorance with gifted absurdity…🤣

Sad but true…