PhunkyPunk Ⓐ
Partly fossilised & anti-fascist carbon based bipedal enjoyer of your earths atmospheric gases. (He/Him/Oi!) Professional proponent of perpetual profanity. Sometimes I ingest your planets vegetation, but I don't like to brag about it.
May contain nuts.
UK
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- Dear Humans, What am I doing wrong? Please let God know.
- Trouble is old boy, you're not doing anything, are you? Sure, I know, you're being all mysterious and shit, but I think the subtlety is lost on a lot of us. As many others have already said, a solid smiting or two wouldn't go amiss. Spontaneous human combustion is well deserved in some cases too.
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- That'll be my Ibanez SR300EB-WK I showed you a pic of. Far too nice to damage in any way! I couldn't possibly use that as a weapon, unless it was in it's hard case, but then it becomes quite unwieldy!
- Bellingcat expose the man behind the "MrDeepFakes" website that creates fake porn of people. It was permanently shut down ten days ago. Nice work Bellingcat peoples! www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTMa...
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- Advertising. None of us would tolerate a random human walking up to us in the street and bellowing "BUY MY USELESS CRAP! YOU NEED IT! BUY IT!", but collect humans together online and we do*. Soc. Net. creates that place. (*Well, some of us do. I haven't seen an online advert since about 2006...)
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- Nice, but isn't it time someone shot down trump?
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- Indeed! I have two bass guitars, but I'm only happy to use one of them as a weapon of resistance, should I absolutely have to! (But even then I really don't want to, because it is a heavily modded Squier Affinity that now has my signature on the headstock - which if CCTV sees it, becomes evidence!)
- “I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from me.” — RFK Jr.,
- The only thing anyone should take from him is his access to a breathable atmosphere.
- Q: Why are fish poorly educated? A: All the schools are below C level. Now that you've sat through that, please watch this video on animal collective names.
- How about "A Polygraph of Politicians"?
