PhunkyPunk Ⓐ
Partly fossilised & anti-fascist carbon based bipedal enjoyer of your earths atmospheric gases. (He/Him/Oi!) Professional proponent of perpetual profanity. Sometimes I ingest your planets vegetation, but I don't like to brag about it.
May contain nuts.
UK
- I predict that trump will have trouble keeping it together in forthcoming months. Like a leper in a wind tunnel.
- Reform, the "political" party has a lot in common with reformed ham. They're both made out of the unsavoury parts of the original beast. It's what you end up with when you reform gammon steaks, a pink amorphous slab of sweaty substitute that tastes like despair, fear & an horrific 70's dinner party
- I am mildly irritated that no news organisation has referred to the current vatican shenanigans as "Re-pope-ulation efforts". Perhaps sports commentators should be doing the announcements instead? "Poping doesn't get more extreme than this!" & "I'm hearing that the Bong of St John is out & lit!"
- Reposted by PhunkyPunk Ⓐ
