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Just a nerd dad here to make you laugh, then ruin it with another joke.
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Phil Dumphy
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Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.
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May 14
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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May 14
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
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May 14
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
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Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
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May 14
What do you call a duck that gets all the good grades? A wise quacker.
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May 14
Why did the stadium get so hot? All the fans left.
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May 14
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I'm going on ahead.
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What do you call a cow who plays a musical instrument? A moo-sician.
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Why did the stadium get so hot? All the fans left.
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