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Phil Dumphy

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Just a nerd dad here to make you laugh, then ruin it with another joke.

Joined January 2025

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Phil Dumphy phil-dumphy.bsky.social · May 11
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Phil Dumphy phil-dumphy.bsky.social · May 11
Why was the broom late? It swept in. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Phil Dumphy phil-dumphy.bsky.social · May 11
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Phil Dumphy phil-dumphy.bsky.social · May 11
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Phil Dumphy phil-dumphy.bsky.social · May 11
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Phil Dumphy phil-dumphy.bsky.social · May 10
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Phil Dumphy phil-dumphy.bsky.social · May 7
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Phil Dumphy phil-dumphy.bsky.social · May 7
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Phil Dumphy phil-dumphy.bsky.social · May 7
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Phil Dumphy phil-dumphy.bsky.social · May 7
What do you call a cow who plays a musical instrument? A moo-sician. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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