Morgue Barbie, MD
Mer. Last Responder. She/elle
I like running obscenely long distances in exchange for shiny things🏅and street cred. 😎
Jesus might turn water into wine, but he can’t turn your whining into anything.
- He does have a way with words. And he knows how to put a smile on the face of that Swiss Guard.
- Also that's Pope Francis, not Leo.
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- Q. Did you hear about the chickpea farmer who died? A. The coroner ruled it a hummus-cide.
- Maybe whomever they sell the info to can also witness millions of athletes being bullied by their Garmin watches. #LookingOnTheBrightSide
- My Council of Eunuchs is hosting an intervention and has invited me to have a seat and give them 5 minutes of my time.
- Since both my cats are fixed, I've begun referring to them as my Council of Eunuchs.
- True story: When I was a contractor at a NASA facility I kept M&Ms on my desk. A civil servant I worked with ate a few one day. The next day I came in to find a pound bag on my desk. He wanted to "reimburse" me because he didn't want the few he ate to be seen as a gift. Anyway
- I cannot accept any honorarium or gift worth more than $200 without having to declare it to the bigwigs downtown AND make a donation to an approved charity for that amount.
- Idk. David Hogg's whole reason for young men walking away from the Democratic party sounded rape-y and new generation Epstein. You shouldn't worry about democracy, you should really be worried about how to get more ass. All genders, don't leave your drink alone near David Hogg. He's sus.
- V sus. No cap.
- Unbothered. Moisturized. In his lane. Goblin. Thriving.
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- We don't do ketchup in Chicago.
