Morgue Barbie, MD
Mer. Last Responder. She/elle
I like running obscenely long distances in exchange for shiny things🏅and street cred. 😎
Jesus might turn water into wine, but he can’t turn your whining into anything.
- Maybe whomever they sell the info to can also witness millions of athletes being bullied by their Garmin watches. #LookingOnTheBrightSide
- My Council of Eunuchs is hosting an intervention and has invited me to have a seat and give them 5 minutes of my time.
- Since both my cats are fixed, I've begun referring to them as my Council of Eunuchs.
- Unbothered. Moisturized. In his lane. Goblin. Thriving.
- Chicago Pope means no meat on Fridays, unless it's in a deep dish pizza.
