PAM!
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- (turns up oscillating fan)
- My foot that I paid a doctor to tell me was NOT broken is now twice the size of my other foot. As is the ankle and lower leg. (hands you shotgun)
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- It won't be getting any thank you cards from me!
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- Yeah. It's technically tachup. Taco sauce and ketchup mixed together.
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- I'm concerned it was not broken THEN, but has since broken. Because I'm old and frail.
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- The wind surfing sardine 😂
- It's where I keep the ketchup for my Bed Fries™
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- WHAT DOES ANYTHING MATTER IF MY CUTE SHOE DAYS ARE OVER?! AND AT THE BEGINNING OF SANDAL SEASON!?
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- Grotto Oysters
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- I love Grotto Oysters!
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- This is the same foot I dropped the Pyrex on weeks ago. It's just getting worse.
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- "We're drinking root beer floats and watching Purple Rain."
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- Like, did he even text first?
- I think being treated like a person might be nice for a change
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- It's cool, the grocery store just .4 miles up the road has sushi. It's probably marked down by now. I'll just pick some up on my way.
- Hmmm. I need cashew chicken though. And rangoons. And egg drop soup. Bank heist?
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- I love how most of them are: yeah, we're weed friendly, but there's no smoking.
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- It's because I reskeeted it from my much more popular alt.
- Certs (1956-2018): A line of disc-shaped breath mints, available in flavors such as peppermint, spearmint, wintergreen, cinnamon, & assorted fruit. Famously contained no actual mint, but rather a melange of chemicals and oils known as "Retsyn", which provided the trademark flecks
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- One of these "minty" flavors sparked when you bit them. I remember asking my biology teacher in high school why and he asserted it was an urban legend - handed me $10 and told me to bring enough certs for the class on Monday so we could find out. They did spark!
- If I was ever asked for my final word it would be Hubbard. Am I referring to old Mother Hubbard and her poor, hungry dog or the squash? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW NOW.
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- THREE!
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- Probably where he got the goddamn brain worm.
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- YOU MAY REMEMBER ME FROM SUCH SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS AS "ALL I WANT FOR MY NEXT BIRTHDAY"
- Last year a company sent into our neighborhood a bunch of guys that consistently skip leg day to hand dig high speed sink holes. This year ANOTHER company with a NEW bunch of guys consistently skipping leg day hand digging a bunch MORE holes high speed sinkholes.
- I dunno, boss, we've been at this two weeks, is it a hole yet?
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- It's cool. @buddhatree.bsky.social remembered my birthday this year. Again. The only one. Again. It's totally cool though. It's fine. This is close enough, really.
- Me, putting on a hard hat and vest, grabbing a shovel from the garage, slipping into a group: "Hey, I know! What if we put the dirt from these holes into last year's holes!"
- Three dudes in hardhats with hi-vis vests on standing around group handling one shovel of dirt at a time. No more than 6 shovels full a day. Good God, no. They gotta develop these sinkholes over the WHOOOOOLE SUMMER!
- IT TAKES THREE MEN TO DECIDE IF THE ONE DUDE ON SHOVEL CAN FINISH LIFTING THIS SHOVEL OF DIRT BEFORE THEY GOTTA STOP FOR THEIR BREAK.
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- Like a dawn dish soap fruit roll-up.
- Giving off a lot more heat than light lately.
- Hi. Hello.
- I've decided to make a lot of fudge at Christmas this year. Okay, see you guys at the next meeting!
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- Seriously. I thought only soap opera stars drank that fancy stuff!
- Now posting recipe for "Russian tea" Mix starts to harden after 6 months or so, so drink up!
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- OMG. I REMEMBER MAKING THE HOT TANG TEA. There for a while it was marzipan. Marzipan fruits.
- THINKING ABOUT BRINGING BACK DIVINITY. BECAUSE LOVEY SHOULD KNOW ALL OF THE OLD HORRORS.
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- Someone with wicked mad Photoshop skillz should put Burt Reynolds over-the-shoulder-Bandit head on Garfield boxers Bill.
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- This horribly cropped image not attributing it to the Comic Strip Bloom County or Berkeley Breathed says it all:
- Hells yass, sexy motherfucker!
- There was a time when people wasted away from melancholy. This was back when doctors knew fuck all.
- Well, THAT'S a fine how-do-you-do! Just when I decided to devote the WHOLE afternoon to wasting away from melancholy!
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- You speak for The People.
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- Milk flavored cereal in milk.
- Oh! Oh! Can the marshmallows be tiny bits of astronaut ice cream!?
- Hidden stars in this article near and dear to my heart: Lima beans and fiber.
- I am following Bob. I have followed Bob in The Past. For each Bobfollow our collective prosperity increases. For each Bobignore: certain doom.
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- 👀
- (just straight up muting everyone that replies to me with something I don't understand) Yeah, yeah, twenty-three skidoo to you too.
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- I KNOW BETTER'N TO GOOBLE UP A THING SOMEBODY SAYS ON THE INTERNET, MANCUSO. I HAVEN'T BEEN THAT DUMB FOR AT LEAST 5 OR 6 YEARS. 👀
- I don’t feel like cotton candy has been adequately explained to us ‘you spin sugar really fast and that just happens’ yea okay grow up
- What we need is a carnival ride where we get ON with just sugar and a paper cone, then EXIT the completed ride as an enormous blob of sentient spun sugar wearing a paper cone hat. (screaming BITE ME?!)
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- Fuck yes she did
