optiMSTie
Guy who loves MST3K!
I dig films, retro gaming, newspaper comics, Joe Bob Briggs & hosted movie shows, Muppets, Iron Chef, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies 🎵 & jazz
Hi!
avatar: MST3K's Crow in a tux
banner: "Keep circulating the tapes"
- I HAVE GOOD NEWS tubitv.com/movies/10001...
- For the record, the answer to the question was always: "Yes... yes, we *do* watch Joe Don Baker movies." May he rest in peace.
- Don't worry. I've *got* this. [alt video description: Kurt Russell pouring a drink into his Chess Wizard computer and making it shoot sparks in the 1982 motion picture The Thing]
- ... ... ... ... ... DANG IT, TAKE *ALL* THE INTERNET POINTS lmao
- Mmmm kaiju fondue
- Smoky, yet mellow and understated!
- IT'S A CONCLAVE FULL OF SAVINGS AT ***MENARDS!!!***
- [SSSSSSSSSSSSSTOMPS ON THE BRAKES] Hold up. Hooooooooold up. They stopped making Certs? How long have I been asleep? Did any of you even bother trying to wake me up when you saw that I was in a sleep-like trance for years?
- I blame altoids
- The Curious Strongness™️ was just too much for them
- He's a maverick kaiju that doesn't play by the rules... ... but damn it, he gets RESULTS
