The Volatile Mermaid
~* Jewish American Disney Princess *~
I’m from N-E-W Jerz
- Breaking: JK Rowling cancels new series after MAX legally changes its name to HBO MAX.
- you guys are missing some incredible content on X
- Are those names? Really. Like are those actual legal human names? Are they from the same baby naming book Sarah Palin used?
- “So are you the Prince of Salmon like that one guy is the Prince of Whales? Prince of Salmon, Prince of Whales, who controls the sea, am I right?!”
- “He’s just separating whites from colors like you would for a washing machine.”
- Maybe if we tell Trump how old the Constitution is, he’ll stop trying to fuck it.
- This is literally “Things are gonna get worse before they get even worse.”
- Just saw a comment from a man about Last of Us saying “Ellie is too young and unattractive for me to be interested in seeing her in any sexual situations” so he clearly failed Not Everything is Made So You Can Jerk Off To It, Bro 101.
- The people constantly braying about “Christian values” are attacking the Pope for suggesting that we love others.
- How about this? Anyone who believes trans people shouldn't be allowed to serve in the military should have to serve in the military.
- Republicans are so mad they’re Pope-ing their pants.
