Put the papal conclave on Starlink. by Elon Musk

Put the papal conclave on Signal By Mike Waltz

It’s math, see? — Andrew Yang

Make each of the top 50 Cardinals up for Pope a cybercoin. The one who gets the most buys becomes the Pope!

Mom: Habemus pizza at home. Pizza at home:

Deacons in disarray.

Every papal candidate as a character from Game of Thrones. - by Chris Cillizza

Done

"Conclave Cardinal Grumbles, 'THIS COULD'VE BEEN AN EMAIL!'"

Posting real headlines now?

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andrew yang should be the first aapi pontiff, not luis antonio tagle.

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