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Oscar nominated screenwriter, writer of every episode of Bronzeville, co-host of The Movies That Made Me & The White Canon, drinker of fine tequilas, lover of cats AND dogs, world class father since 2022
Tai chi. Chai tea. Fried cheese.
I need a kidney.
A direct match would need to be blood type A+/-, though donors with other blood types could qualify for a swap.
Call my transplant center at (800) 633-9906, option 4, for information on how to get tested
She/Her. Licensed Esthetician, skincare junkie;
Snark and Sarcasm PhD candidate
I get my kicks ABOVE the waistline, Sunshine. 😏
"I came here with hot sauce and expectations" @MyHandsRatedE from Twitter
No, I don't have to be "Nice" to you & I cuss 😁
Award losing academic. Not a thought leader. Killjoy. Neurospicy. ME/CFS. Post-Ottoman subject. Feels alterity sickness everywhere. Still coviding. She/they
Background: Last scene from Through the Olive Trees
Profile: Portrait of Sylvia von Harden
Retired educator & curriculum developer. Normanni Heathen. Curmudgeon. Liberal AF Democrat. OG KHive. 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🏴☠️ Occasional raconteur.
"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win—and it can—then I'll still be here tomorrow, to high-five you yesterday, my friends. Peace."
paypal.me/HNoble994 $BoobPunchTina
Widow. 🟣, red county, blue state. Loves watching sports. Enjoys relaxing with comedy, computer games, 🍺, & the occasional 🥃 of Johnnie Walker Blue. 🎼🎵🎶, 📚, 📸 & anime. Sometimes political. 🚫 racists, creeps, the disingenuous, & general bad vibes.
Verified goddamn delight. She/her
Tragically straight, and will not understand your jokes.
One day, men will stop mansplaining wine to me. Make today that day.
Known for typos. I don’t care. Read through them.
throne.com/pagnificent
Amanda Katz said this was the cool kids table.
god’s most fatal funnel
free palestine 💖
Married, SF fan, cat lover, canine compatible, serial crafter.
If you've newly followed me, and already are following more than 2k accounts? Nothing personal, but you're blocked.
New followers: your posts = CV. Nothing there? Bye!
25. She/Her, but any pronouns are fine. Hobbyist. Gamer. Snarky. Draws and writes once in a blue moon. Don't expect any posts from me for a while. I block liberally to control my feed.
⚠️ REPOSTS MAY CONTAIN GORE
❌ NO CRYPTO OR AI
i’m not a girl, not interested in being polite or cisgender. jewish, anarchist, still punk, in my daddy era.
this is not a place of honor.
no highly esteemed thoughts are skeeted here.
ngl.link/armageddon1312
don’t explain, you’ll only make it worse
transsexual cultural attaché
She/Her. PhD. Author of Place Last Seen. Montana, grief, domestic life, Anthropocene. Newsletter: Getting Dirty: Material Entanglements in the Anthropocene (https://getting-dirty-anthropocene.com/)
America's Copy Editor®
author of the New York Times/IndieBound bestseller Dreyer's English and Stet! (the game!) • Random House copy chief/managing editor (ret.) • he/him/his • abstruse in the sense of recondite • 🏳️🌈
benjamindreyer.com
After defeating the Foot Clan and the Technodrome, my brothers and I parted ways. Eventually I woke up in Kreuzberg and found meaning in music.
🎶💿🎛️⌨️🎛️💿🎶
linktr.ee/firebellys
he/him
Hedgehog whisperer. Psychopathic hobbit. A bit silly. An ally . 🏳️⚧️
i’m originally from queens so i swear a lot.
Historian in WNC, working on THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW and nuclear war, teaching part-time at Lees-McRae College, opinions my own, available for professional consultation.
I cover science and culture at Ars Technica. Former science editor, Gizmodo. Ex-vangelical. Rodeo fan. Married to @seanmcarroll, servant to three cats: Ariel, Caliban, and Puck. Baltimore, MD. She/her.
in the library or in the trees
my first book is a memoir about my father’s 1987 murder in Baltimore, where I’m from. “Whatever Happened to Eddy Crane” will be out on Hanover Sq Press in 2026
I 😻 posts w/ alt text
🐈⬛ she/her | MDNI | 😷 N95
Imp lover, weird thing enjoyer, 1-800-RU-JUICE
Political junkie, history, pop culture & science fiction geek. Left handed, cisgender, lesbian feminist, social justice activist & educator from Chicago.
Pacific Northwest. Essentially a premature grandma who bakes, knits obsessively, and occasionally remembers to care for the flowers in my yard.
Trans enby woman into tech, queer rights, pop culture, & alt-text. writer/artist/product manager. she / they/ fae. 🔞minors dni🔞
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🎯𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴: Electrolysis⚡️
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Tip Jar ☕️:
ko-fi.com/trans_sage
Merch👩🎤:
transgender.gay
Weenie's mom. Burnt out. Neurofunky. Annoyingly political or annoyingly light-hearted, every day. Everyone gets full human rights without exception or GTFO.
Professor, Archaeologist, Egyptologist, Award-winning writer of books, Dad joke lover, mom, rabble-rouser academic. Owned by cats. she/her
good luck
Dad. Husband. Video researcher. Xennial.
Elected Official. Anti-Fascism. T1 Beetus. Pharisee. Inactive in 3 bars. Could do without sea lions.
#AbolishTheSenate He/Him
she. REAL late 30s. cringe.
signal: clownery_watcher.52
bg: political linguistics (autodidactic mostly). san diego wheelchair user. VERY AUTISTIC, I CAN COMMUNICATE DIRECTLY OR NOT AT ALL. #1 USian Carrlyn Bathe & Quinton fan
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Synchronsprecher von Buster Keaton | überarbeitet & unterbezahlt | bissig, sarkastisch, ironisch | Threema: BS3NAJAB | U HATE: ME BLOCK 👊 | NWO-OFFICIAL | Oldschool-Gentleknilch | hetero-sapiosexuell 🚺💡 | Born @ 316,250 ppm
highly motivated and experienced technology leader with a passion for diarrhea
For those who come after.
I would die for a united world.
Writer.
Creator of the trans idiom "egg"
But first they must catch you.
i am 30 or 40 years old and do not need this.
eerily encyclopedic knowledge of the shimano parts catalog. bikes are good for the soul.
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18+/NSFW/MDNI
They/them
34
ADHD chaos
This is my ONLY account.
IG: djamiempls2.0
Wishlists/Other Links:
linktr.ee/djamiempls
all cats are beautiful
ADHD • Autism • PTSD
Nonbinary (they/them)
💛🤍💜🖤
if we aren’t moots don’t tag me in stuff
do not leave random comments asking for donations on my posts. I only donate to people I know
Die-hard Philly sports fan
civilian drone mapping technology and GIS/spatial data consultant, sometimes journalist and writer, monitors small drones in the Ukraine war, humanitarian-aid adjacent, always annoying online. they/them pronouns. minors DNI
Reluctant nationalist
"So far from God, so close to the United States." 🇨🇦
Porfirio Diaz (attrib.)
PUT RUSSELL VOUGHT IN TRAUMA
fuck
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