Hoodlum 🇺🇸
Commentary • Satirical Emeritus
- When you lose Rupert Murdoch…
- “I worked out a big beautiful deal. Qatar gave me a plane to use and I get to keep if if I ever decide to leave office.” - Klepto RICO
- If all he had to do was sign a piece of paper, why didn’t he do it nine years ago?
- Kristi Noem: "With all due respect, Senator, that's a ridiculous question about our budget. Do you have any idea what my costumes alone cost?"
- “The reason I made such a big, beautiful trade deal with the penguins is that I told them I was the Emperor Penguin.”
- JUST AMAZING. 🙄 www.nytimes.com/2025/05/09/w...
- “What bathrooms are you weirdos planning on using today? I’m watching you!”
- “Congratulations Petey, we made the cut.”
- Jeannie Pirro will be able to drink with Pete Hegseth.
- Well, that was fast.
