muscular baby jeb lund
Need a content writer? Seen in The Guardian, Rolling Stone, The Nation, NBC, TNR, TruthDig, Esquire, etc. Host the "It's Christmastown" Hallmark movies podcast with David Roth & "Quaid in Full" with Sarah Bunting. He/Him. Tampa.
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- "he BOWED to the saudis while shaking their hand!" [blinks] "IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT GET THE FUCK OUT OF DOHA"
- V/O: Next week, on Parallel Parkers... ME: [in confessional] I'm here to make a statement. I drive a 1976 Chrysler New Yorker. I don't give a fuck.
- if it winds up being pizzabella, you should be able to get a 2-for-1 on any items at the combination pizza hut and taco bell for a week, like a jubilee
- done with texts from dems in other districts/states with multi paragraph "i'm running!" announcements and no pledges other than "i will stop trump and protect social security." congrats, you're in for the absolute minimum. why not start a gofundme where you promise to have a kid and not smother it
- literally got another one right after this. 198 words about not growing up rich, understanding working families, and having job before being elected. stirring. i'm calling on all members of the 120th us congress to pass that biography into law
- Shout out to everyone who killed time at their grandparents' house by reading Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle books
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View full threadTbh some were page turners!
- And they definitely worked as they were intended! My mom got them for me, and would make me read them out loud on long car trips, and the dawning uncomfortable sense of recognition as I encountered yet another little dickhead in the books reinforced my desire to not be like them.
- Hey, I read it because I *want* to and not because they tell me to.
- Because @stevengodfrey.bsky.social is a fan of college football, baseball, the NFL, hockey, and wrestling, I decided to make the first episode of our new show all about Saudi-funded golf. open.spotify.com/episode/59K5...
- I'm so glad you two decided to keep doing more stuff. I mean, I was glad when you said so at the end of Who Killed College Football, but the last several months have taught me the value of hoping less and counting on things not at all, so only now am I prepared to allow myself joy.
- Gen X: The forgotten and ignored generation I have to read opinions about every single day
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View full threadYeah, I was going to say—I'm as 90s as it gets and I'd never heard of Placebo until just now.
- i heard of placebo but to be fair to you and everyone else itt, it's only because my friends had to change their band name when they learned there already was a placebo (to lean more into osita's point here, they were a grungey hardcore band whose best song was a cover of "tainted love")
- “I spend so much time on TikTok,” she said. “Hours and hours, until my eyes start hurting, which makes it hard to plan and do my schoolwork. With ChatGPT, I can write an essay in two hours that normally takes 12.” "No work, no play" sounds like an incredibly rewarding college experience.
- "Did I learn anything at all in the four years I spent in college? Not really. But did I use that time to live life to the fullest? Ha ha, also no."
- i mean, really. if you're not going to remember anything you learned in college, do it right. spend all your time hooking up and on drugs, THEN write all your papers in a 72-hour ephedra marathon like a normal reprobate
