Mike Puterbaugh
I’m Mike
- Reposted by Mike PuterbaughA swing voter is not a centrist. It's like, a guy who loves guns but has a gay sister, loves weed but hates food stamps because his cousin who owes him 50 bucks gets them. (Also, Osama was Iraqi.) You don't win that guy with a carefully crafted platform, you do it by not seeming fucking lame
- Reposted by Mike PuterbaughI hate that the thanks for donating to a Democratic candidate is having my phone number sold on a list to a hundred other campaigns, all of whom send me passive-aggressive texts asking for my donation, often weirdly attempting a guilt trip, as though I knew them. I really don’t like that.
- So apparently there is a new Pobe (sp?)
- Super Pope Leo XIV‘ Championship Edition
- We’re not 100%. I mean, nobody can be. If you’re going to elect a Catholic Pope, you’re going to have some child abuse coverup in there.
- habemus papum ergo bibimus grappum
- Pope Rizzler I
- Closing out the requisition in Workday by emailing a form letter to all the unsuccessful papal candidates
- *WHITESNAKE has been spotted in The Vatican. Damn autocorrect
- Reposted by Mike PuterbaughHere’s another stark illustration of why the message can’t just be “don’t rank Cuomo,” it has to also convey the necessity of ranking 5 candidates www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
