Mental Errorist
*screams into an unending void*
*void screams back*
"Huh. Yeah, I expected something like that."
- Do you ever wonder if Gordon Ramsey has a satisfactory meal? Like, goes to the movies with his kids and *doesn't* berate the staff for his popcorn being too salty?
- Bizarre capitalization, but very accurate.
- Happy birthday to the 3rd most over-rated "poet" in American music.
- Jim Morrison would have been 81 today; let that sink in !! You've seen your birth your life and death You might recall all of the rest Did you have a good world when you died? Enough to base a movie on? #jimmorrison #thedoors #vinyl #vinylcommunity #vinylrecords
- I related to hard to this I nearly had to pour a drink/move across the country/burn down my local telecom.
- This is becoming very relevant. I'm getting buried under bot accounts and can't seem to make them unfollow me.
- Finally caught the Elf on the Shelf. This bitch is going straight into the snowblower.
- Work hours should be adjusted based on available sunlight. You can have 9-5 in the summer, but in winter I'm not leaving the house in the dark and I better leave and get home while it's still light out.
- Anybody know if there's a way to soft block accounts here? Just got followed by a bunch of bots.
- *I'm young, like single-digit young*: "Holy fuck, Old Man Harvey Keitel is fucking awesome!" *I'm old, like 40+*: "Holy fuck, how is Harvey Keitel still this awesome?!"
- There are maybe like a dozen celebrities who I *need* to not turn out to be terrible people. - Ron Perlman - Danny DiVito - Rhea Perlman - Doug Jones - John Cena ...who would you add to the list?
- Today I learned that mixing up the melody and lyrics of "Space Oddity" and "Tiny Dancer" drives my wife insane. Wanna guess what my new favourite hobby is? (And I am head-over-heels in love with her, this is just for fun.)
- No one will ever go broke betting on Susan Collins being both the most willingly ignorant and weak-willed member of congress who has ever lived.
- Sandwich day is looking like it's going to be tomorrow. Key ingredient is only available after 4:30 PM, so it won't be today.
- Sandwich statuses (statii?) are being reserved for the time being as a key ingredient was not available today.
- My kiddo has moved back home from her boyfriend's place, and either she's going to kill me or the other way. We'll see.
- The sandwich is going to have to wait until tomorrow. I got distracted by miso soup.
- [wife]: "Pick me up ~~~ at the grocery store!" [me]: "my memory is shit, can you text me that?" I am literally leaving to go, and she hasn't texted me, but claims she was never going to. At least I know I have a shitty memory.
- So now that there's still 3-4 days left on my Twitter suspension, everyone has decided to post the best comedy prompts and sexiest pictures of themselves and most hilarious shit ever?! Dickheads.
- I promise I will document the creation of the sandwich tomorrow. It will be done.
