Secretary of Not Drinking
not a ceo
- this is nuts
- The border patrol is torturing people for sport, and they should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Trump has emboldened them and enabled their worst, most abusive behaviors, but these people are not new. Leaving the system in place after isn't okay. www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
- showed up in DuPont with stank date smell
- Take note, Pete Hegseth: this middle-aged mom is what a “warfighter” looks like.
- I think that’s the onion Mother’s Day mom who got eaten out, or at least I hope so. ❤️
- hm seems bad *FAA OFFICIAL SAYS DCA-PENTAGON HOTLINE INOPERABLE SINCE 2022
- there’s gotta be a line to Andrews
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- go shirtless
- evolution of the cop look would be an interesting essay, when you think of today's tactical deep sea fishing aesthetic juxtaposed with Steadman's depiction of the police convention from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
- CrossFit in there somewhere
- look at him, he just wants to give you healthcare
- lol
- UnitedHealth, one of the world's largest companies, is having a publicly awful year: The killing of a top executive, a massive data breach, and mounting costs in its key Medicare business. Today, that all caught up w/ now-former CEO Andrew Witty, I report for @npr.org: www.npr.org/2025/05/13/n...
- open season on grandmas baby
- Saudi Prince hiring a cordon bleu trained chef for $10k/day - make a whopper
- lol
- Colorado’s Governor is not going to get gifted a $400M luxury jet from Qatar. But could the State of Wyoming give him the $325 Chevy Captiva Sport (doesn’t run, needs engine) I found on AutoTrader in Cheyenne? Let’s look at Colorado’s gift laws! #copolitics
- You can leave work early if you shit your pants.
- As a state government employee I can’t let a vendor buy me dinner.
- how are these people not embarrassed
- Elizabeth Holmes is in prison for defrauding investors through her blood-testing company, Theranos. Her partner, Billy Evans, is now trying to raise money for a company that describes itself as “the future of diagnostics.” nyti.ms/3FbtZm9
- liars and grifters
- “.. As a result, Trump Media warned ‘there is a reasonable possibility’ that ‘material misstatements’ may have appeared in its financial filings.” $DJT @forbes.com @zacheverson.com www.forbes.com/sites/zachev...
- liars one and all
- can’t stop won’t stop
- The incarcerated former Silicon Valley star is advising her partner on a new health tech startup. Holmes was convicted of defrauding investors in her blood-testing company Theranos. By @bobbyallyn.bsky.social
- they lie about everything!
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- god would laugh and say they should have taken Jayden
- I wish I could listen to Smooth from Santana featuring Rob Thomas!
- Seems less than ideal that dipshits and sycophants run our foreign policy institutions.
- the pope has danced to the Super Bowl shuffle
- gotta keep them Rolex’s shipping
- smart
- It’s getting dire @markwarner.bsky.social
- "Autocrats rarely entrench themselves in power through force alone; they are enabled by the accommodation and inaction of those who might have resisted. Appeasement, as Churchill warned, is like feeding a crocodile and hoping to be the last one eaten."- @lucanway.bsky.social @dziblatt.bsky.social
- Finally, a pope who probably knows who the Smashing Pumpkins are
- A pope who read the Three Pandering Sluts letter
- Saint Steve Albini
- Thank you @markwarner.bsky.social
- yo, Bobby Pope, how’s it hangin?
- TODAY: We need every Senate Democrat to vote no on a crypto bill that would enable Trump to keep accepting bribes from billionaires, corporations, and foreign governments. We can block S.394 if Democrats unite in opposition, but they’re not there yet, so make sure your senators hear from you ASAP. 👇
- make Rory bleed
- this is collaboration @markwarner.bsky.social
- BREAKING: Democrats reached a deal on a stablecoin bill that will give them a fake amendment on Trump crypto corruption that is designed to fail, so collaborators can say they did the best they could. "Schumer 101," said one source. prospect.org/politics/202...
- wat… new commanders logo?
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- 👑🐢
- creatine at every meal baby
- I nominate Ed Balls for pope
- hot dog with three ends
- pork shuriken
- My father, who I cut off 12 years ago, is following me around the internet trying to make my readers see me as an "illegitimate writer" because I don't have a college degree and took money as a teen to buy groceries. Days of spam Substack accts, Bluesky posts, and emails. Sorry to all I deceived.
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View full threadI don't know how this might escalate or what the goal is beyond attempting to hurt my feelings (lol). But I can't recommend less the experience of being raised by people who hate your fucking guts.
- dang, this sucks. Sorry Lindsey, you deserve better. As an old dad, having followed you for several years, I’ll say I’d be proud of you if you were my daughter and I hope you’re proud of yourself. (Pardon the sincerity)
- ok fuck yeah dave
- maybe fighter jets yearn to swim
- sending a squad of f-18’s to aid India and they all fly directly into the ocean
- this has to be stopped
- why aren’t they saying you should be happy with a smaller car or lower spec’d laptop or you can wear your work shoes for another year?
- being a garbage person pays good money
- The whole administration is one giant conspiracy to scam U.S. taxpayers Trump’s new vaccine research initiative will directly benefit NIH’s new principal deputy director, Matthew Memoli, who awards himself $500,000,000 for in-house vaccine research Reports @katherinejwu.com @theatlantic.com
- the united states is committed to making the skies above the red sea safer, one f/a-18 at a time. following the f/a-18 we shot down in december and the f/a-18 we rolled overboard last week, i am proud to announce that we have eliminated a third f/a-18. www.cnn.com/2025/05/06/p...
- if you are an f/a-18 pilot and they tell you to report to the uss truman you should probably tell them you are trans
- feeding cats to coyotes
- [Smiling with teeth clenched so hard they audibly shatter] Yesterday came and went and I didn't even realize the Pulitzer Prizes had been awarded. [Black liquid seeping from my eyes] Amazing how quickly things we venerate can lose their shine.
