America's Lounge Singer
widely hated public intellectual
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- hilariously on-brand that hegseth was too much of a bumbling drunk to even fuck up properly. couldnt get fired for losing a war or being humiliated on the battlefield, lost it bc he kept going onto tv and slurring out stuff like "pasgetti n beetmalls" lolol
- currently batting 1000
- All of Trump's cabinet nominees will eventually be unceremoniously fired - the only question that remains is when, why, and how. Tune in to find out! www.idiotbox.site/p/the-offici...
- ted cruz - after a lifetime of sheepish cowardice, you have the chance to be remembered as a great man - a man who saved the republic. you know what has to be done. your ancestors are whispering the answer into your ear. this is your birthright
- you see this won't be one of those immiserating recessions like the one that caused GWB to leave office with everyone hating his guts. this will be one of those cool recessions you read about - the kind that makes everything better
- been looking for a *really, really hot* chicken sandwich and finally found this indian fried chicken spot that has two extra off-menu heat levels. ordered the highest and immediately knew I was in trouble as every employee and guest in the place stopped what they were doing to watch me take a bite
- theory continues to hold up
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- a theory I've been noodling on: all the antifa stuff from 2017-2020 was a black flag operation by some pro-trump group and now that trump has changed his approach to governance ("do whatever I want, don't care what anyone says") they don't need a foil anymore so antifa is nowhere to be found
- sometimes when I'm watching seinfeld it seems like the plot jumps around from episode to episode (jerry's dating elaine, now he's not, etc), and I can't tell if they just decided to do have fun that season or if an episode was so unspeakably racist that it was sandblasted from the face of the earth
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[This post could not be retrieved] - if elon really believes that all his projects are being undercut by the dastardly george soros, that's mostly just really embarrassing for elon imo. a 98 y/o man with 1/100th of your financial resources is lapping you? and you're telling ppl abt this, in public? embarrassing!
- Reposted by America's Lounge Singerwe just need stupider leftists. I'm dead serious. charismatic guys with the stamina to record 100 instagram reels a week in the front seat of their car saying stuff like "trump made summers too hot" and "the fries at wendy's taste better ever since they went woke"
- not ideal that a big chunk of the most prominent lefty voices online are youtubers who post like once every 6-18 months www.mediamatters.org/google/right...
- when they conceived of the 2nd amendment, the founders failed to consider that one day all the gun owners would decide that tyranny is awesome and just use them to shoot the ups guy
- feels appropriate to bump this up today
- one thing that has become crystal clear over the last two weeks (if it wasn't before) - these are not the guys we need right now www.idiotbox.site/p/these-are-...
- if you were involved in dem party leadership in november 2024, you shouldn't be anywhere near it in march 2025. this seems obvious
- spider-man (2002) where everything is the same except willem dafoe's character is named "Eric Penis"
- before you start badmouthing the trumpcession, please remember that last time we had a recession we were blessed with musical masterpieces like the black eyed peas "boom boom pow". when god closes a door he opens a window
- it was very polite for all of the characters in columbo seasons 11-16 to not mention that he was a 94 year old police officer
- tesla is effectively "the elon brand", so naturally it went up when trump won the election bc that seemed like he was ascendant in power. its down just as much now bc people have seen how he wields power and turns out, it's quite shittily
- in 2018 I subtly photoshopped a picture of don jr to make him look more foolish. in the years since, I have seen *my version* of that photo in at least five serious, real news stories. my point is that at some point one of these jd vance edits is gonna accidentally end up in the nyt or something lol
- in retrospect, I may have actually undersold this
- wrote a bit about how it feels to see the right wing twitter posters we all despise ascend to the halls of power www.idiotbox.site/p/the-rise-o...
- another disgustingly cold winter successfully survived without a "proper winter coat". staypuff marshmallow jacket defenders will never understand the elegant calculus of the Layering American
- not to be a treats discourse guy but this is absurd
- can I make a suggestion
- last night my elderly blind dog had diarrhea and then walked around the house for what must have been a long time bc when we woke up this morning we could trace literally every step he had taken with his big diarrhea paws, and he pretty clearly took a full tour of the place
- posted on twitter defending the national parks and right wingers are on day 2 of melting down in my replies. top responses: - the national parks will outlive man, and require no maintenance - park rangers deserve to be fired for supporting vaccines - too many foreigners at parks we're so cooked man
- Laid-off IRS employee said he had voted for Trump: "I thought that someone with his business acumen would have come in with a fine-tooth comb and actually found it instead of coming in with a wrecking ball and destroying people’s lives for no reason." www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
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- Reposted by America's Lounge SingerThe people running the federal government hate New York City and want to punish people who live here for (by and large) having views and living lives that they dislike. Any gussied-up justification is working backwards from that desired result
- wrote a bit about a big problem I think we all need to reckon with sooner rather than later www.idiotbox.site/p/the-master...
