How long do you think it takes a NYT reporter to order dinner?
“Reports around this establishment suggest that this particular patron is interested in procuring for sustenance the ground meat from a grass-fed bovine, shaped into a flat disc and fried on the grill before being placed on a roll.”
May 13, 2025 00:13The title for sure would be some clickbaity bullshit with CAPITAL LETTERS somewhere.
Could I hijack a big account for a moment please Prof? I’m come back from a doctors appointment and am growing breast tissue that might be cancerous. Gents check your chest.
Sorry for the hijack
I'm sorry, "roll?" Did you mean, "Yeast, flour, water, and small amounts of sugar and butter mixed into a dough, separated into amounts small enough to be hand-held after being allowed to rise and baked, then sliced horizontally"?
Bit far bigger ethical considerations complicate the meal choice. New research shows growing evidence the plants we consume, through meatless entrees or the last meal of the animal whose destiny was a dinner plate, have sentience.
corporate media is in cahoots with maga to manufacture consent around taking apart the liberal democracy and ushering in authoritarianism. it's not credulity, or incompetence. it's deliberate journalistic malfeasance. stop expecting ethical practices from oligarch owned media!
"The term 'Hamburger' should be avoided as the source of the sandwich is disputed." NYT Style Guide... probably.
Do you want sliced root vegetables that have been immersed in boiling oil with that?
“Whether it’s the entitled MAGA hat wearer spewing racist slurs at the waitstaff and threatening to call ICE, or the beleaguered mom and pop owners criticizing Republicans for policies hostile to small businesses, both sides have a civility problem”
Some food-safety experts are claiming that the processed bovine muscle tissue has high levels of e-coli due to unsafe food handling, but it's important to note that what they call "contamination" may simply be a quid pro quo.
"Some have raised concerns about the sanitary conditions caused by the waiter that I just watched shit in my soup."
corporate media is in cahoots with maga to manufacture consent around taking apart the liberal democracy and ushering in authoritarianism. it's not credulity, or incompetence. it's deliberate journalistic malfeasance. stop expecting ethical practices from oligarch owned media!
