Joachim Viide
- A super interesting read on Postgres 18 adopting Asynchronous I/O and how it can dramatically boost certain operations. By @lukas.fittl.com: pganalyze.com/blog/postgre...
- An excellent overview of Cross Site Request Forgery (CSRF / XSRF) countermeasures by @filippo.abyssdomain.expert: github.com/golang/go/is...
- Oh this is super cool! @jsr.io is great, here's hoping this boosts adoption.
- nodejs.org/en/blog/vuln... A good reminder that git refs are not immutable.
- Reposted by Joachim Viideif AI is so good why isn't there an app that auto-replies "haha yeah" to all my texts and DMs?
- The five fundamental forces: - gravity - electromagnetism - weak nuclear force - strong nuclear force - denial
- Reposted by Joachim Viidemy hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
- Readability may have suffered a bit during optimization.
- A TypeScript team member posted about losing sleep over the reaction to Go being used for the new compiler implementation. As a community we should all be ashamed of ourselves.
- Reposted by Joachim ViideWhy do they call them lobsters when they never really lobst?
- TIL: macOS is now perfect. Since version 15.2 you can add the current weather conditions to the menubar! support.apple.com/guide/weathe...
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- Reposted by Joachim ViideHad a breakfast sandwich in the afternoon. All things are possible
- "Elevated", released in 2009, weighs 4 kilobytes - or about 0.002 median webpages, for those of us using the imperial system. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB0v... almanac.httparchive.org/en/2024/page...
- Expressing appreciation for the work of @ariperkkio.dev and the other @vitest.dev devs. The absolute smoothness of Vitest 3.0's terminal reporter is something I didn't even realize I needed.
- Released in 2.2.0-beta.2 and it's even smoother now! Here's comparison of latest Vitest on left vs beta on right. Flickering is gone and now you can scroll up to see results without scroll jumping. And of course there's the status summary of active test run on the bottom. github.com/vitest-dev/v...
- Reposted by Joachim ViideMe and my friends when we wait patiently for microscopic organisms to float down to us
- Quite mind-boggling to learn that jviide.iki.fi/http-redirects was referenced in a proposal to amend the OWASP Application Security Verification Standard: github.com/OWASP/ASVS/i... Huge thanks to everyone involved! Heartening to see the measured debate and the well-worded end result.
- Reposted by Joachim ViideQuitting my job to pursue my true passion: crime
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- Reposted by Joachim ViideI'm smart-casual today (sitting in underwear but NOT covered in soup)
- A great thread of practical security steps to kick off 2025. Also, closing those unused accounts accumulated over the years can be weirdly therapeutic 🙂
- Finally, the @preactjs.com team exposed as a bunch of shameless bloat peddlers! (Check out the Standalone Preact Builder at standalonepreact.satge.net, it's really cool ✨)
- VSCode, the Dev Containers extension & its "Clone Repository in Container Volume" command are lovely for compartmentalizing your local dev work. For example, the Preact Signals repo's (github.com/preactjs/sig...) .devcontainer setup handles things like installing a containerized browser for tests.
- ❤️❤️❤️ graphics.stanford.edu/~seander/bit... ❤️❤️❤️
- Reposted by Joachim Viidefinally got a watch i like and the lifestyle is honestly crazy. im just checking the time constantly. it’s 1:08pm for instance
- The author finds a way to inject arbitrary commands into OpenWrt build service containers. It's enough to build compromised firmware versions, but not to escape the build env… …so they craft the injected command so that the build's cache key collides with a legit build 🔥 flatt.tech/research/pos...
- Reposted by Joachim ViideYOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.
- If someone needs logo work done for their Bluesky client, my skills are available. I would describe my style as elegant, timeless and dignified.
- Reposted by Joachim ViideNo one wants to hang out with me anymore ever since I got a bad personality and became evil
- I take no joy reporting that this optimization boosts our type validation code performance by up to 2x.
- Reposted by Joachim Viide*shakes wife awake* *whispers* Karen. Karen! Don't make any sudden moves...he's back again.
- Reposted by Joachim Viideevery grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know
- Sometimes it's the small things. Updating the Yarn lockfile reduced the Bluesky embed widget bundle size by ~9%. github.com/bluesky-soci... Thanks to @danabra.mov for the quick merge and to @marvinh.dev for collaborating on this at @e18e.dev's Discord.
- Reaching another million user mark used to be a big deal, but now it's just Thursday. Well done, @bsky.app team 🦋 Also, thanks to @natalie.sh for bcounter.nat.vg. The digital confetti was a nice touch!
- Reposted by Joachim Viidethe enemy of my enemy is also my enemy. can't have too many enemies.
- Reposted by Joachim ViideWhenever I begin to lose faith in humanity, I am reminded that there are still everyday heroes out there doing the Lord’s work.
- Reposted by Joachim Viidethese rats learned how to drive... are you even reading this?! these rats learned how to drive!!! ⋆⭒˚。⋆ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ⋆⭒˚。⋆
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