Justin Coke
I write comics.
- The Metaverse is supposed to be the coolest thing ever, not just a shitty useless mall. AI is supposed to be Jarvis, not Liesalot McPlagarism. The future is so much lamer than we thought and I think that's a big part of the zeitgeist.
- I mean, the thing is that when you use AI you're basically showing your boss he could replace you with AI, so there is that paradox.
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- It’s been a while since I had to force myself to stop reading a book. Creepy and erudite. Lovecraftian fun.
- Man, imagine watching the last decade and deciding to finally vote... for Donald. Yikes.
- We're starting to get voter file data back and Change's model indicates that the biggest contributor to Kamala losing was new voters entering the electorate breaking heavily toward Trump substack.com/home/post/p-...
- Antipope JD Vance. Fuck it. We already got weird with it, let's take this into the last two hundred pages of a Pynchon novel
- Honest to god, one of the questions we're going to be answering in 25 years is why it took us so long to realize Tesla was doomed. There is a decade long lag between something becoming obvious and when it starts percolating into the mainstream consciousness.
- So it’s a manga cookbook, very light on story but everything seems so easy and delicious.
- Ever get haunted by a Pope?
- I'm now learning about cooking from Witch Hat Atelier. This is making me feel things that confuse me and things that don't, like hunger for mushroom bacon croquettes.
- A lot of people think that the feds are like, paying people 100000 a year to go to mime school or something? When you ask them what waste they want to cut it's always some vague, very unspecific waste.
- The people having a good life are busy having a good life, not posting about it. IMO.
- Clear evidence of a liberal conspiracy and in no way indicative that maybe conservatives need to admit they screwed up. It's NEVER THAT NOT EVER
- So there isn't an actual consumer business model here, just more burning billions in cash to unload stock at hallucinatory prices so everyone can stare at their spreadsheets with lots of zeroes.
- This is a real ad... normally marketing people try to make their product seem necessary to making your life better somehow, but no. They're just pitching being the saddest loser you know. Ok. Yikes.
- People who call a business at 5:30 PM on a Friday, get sent to VM and then immediately call back: Why?
- Anyone hear Kayne's latest song? My god. Lots of people just losing their goddamn minds at the same time and I think if I could figure out why there's be a amazing novel in it
- You ever been high enough to wonder if Rednex had been unfairly pigeonholed by cotton eye Joe?
- I would not, under any circumstances, buy an AI translation of a book because that would defeat the point. I don't want the most likely translation per the algorithm, I want the beautiful one.
- If you don't count the fire we started in the kitchen, fire safety looks really good right now.
- It's What We Do In Shadows + The Wire. It's about how weird and stupid this century has been. It's about a lot of things. It's worth a read and it's free. Check it out.
- I mean I already knew this but the new predator reaction shows that a lot of people are just looking for stuff to get mad about.
- I just realized I had way deeper feelings about Dagwood Bumstead than I knew and now I guess I know why I struggle making friends
- Next time RFK says autism didn’t exist someone should show him revenge of the nerds.
- In the late 90s there was a bunch of kids at my school who would harass any black kids into leaving. In the mid 80s I knew what the n word was, and I learned it from from another 5 year old. It's so stupid you want to think they're just lying but maybe they're just delusional assholes.
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- Anybody else feel like email has gotten really janky lately? Like maybe they've gone too far and are now catching legit message in anti-spam measures?
- When they remake BTTF they'll have to use a Cybertruck, right? And then instead of rigging up a big lightning machine to the clocktower they just have to get it through the car wash without frying anything.
- Let me go write up the business plan for buying a brand that never had a single successful festival and is totally associated with fraud and misery and will make every potential customer have to worry it's a scam at every step of the sale.
- If a liberal installed a makeup counter in the Pentagon, you'd be hearing about it for 30 fucking years. It might even replace complaining about Starbucks making them learn three Italian words
- Sec. Pete Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon, per CBS News www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth...
- I really loved Calvin and Hobbes back when I was a kid but as a father I get the parents so much more now.
