Jules Suzdaltsev
mom close the door im doing journalism (formerly @jules_su)
- Biden should run again in 2028
- Reposted by Jules SuzdaltsevThere was a line from like a fired water quality or some other prosocial fed worker after she moved to dc for the job that'll stick with me forever because it captures america so well. "I would be in a better position if I was a worse person."
- remember osama bin laden
- one of my favorite things to do is read articles on the internet 👍
- deep dish pope
- the pope is from Chicago??
- he better not put a tariff on this big fat ass!!!
- give me a blue check on here you cocksucker motherfuckers
- I love opening Facebook for the first time in 5 years.
- happy spring friends
- I mean jesus fucking christ www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
- this was some bullshit Wordle 1,405 6/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟨⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
- give me a blue check on here you cocksucker motherfuckers
- One thing that does marginally make me feel better is that Elon, RFK Jr, and Trump always look like they’re in unbelievable pain at all times and that’s nice.
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- ugh this shithead
- lol what if the stock market fully crashes and he just kills himself
- MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
- something about this rubs me extra-wrong because it’s clear this leftist has never engaged in community organizing like, you go to a protest, meet others standing for a cause, and build community through direct contact, LIKE EATING TOGETHER!! post-protest brunch is a key revolutionary activity!!
- oh no! not uhh… [checks notes] eating food in a restaurant?!
- god bless the troops, god bless America, and GOD BLESS THIS BIG FAT ASS
- One of the most insane pivots I’ve seen was my grandma telling me to support George W. Bush because he’s “a respectable man who you can trust”, and how important it is to be “a respectable man”. Now, she says “Would I leave Trump alone with my daughter? Of course not! But we need a strong leader!”
- I watched this whole thing happen w Bush! Hard to overstate the cult of personality around him! How brilliant and tough and wise he was! He turned out to be an incompetent disaster. But there was no moment of epiphany,no “wow we got that wrong” just a hard pivot (for most) into Donald Trump God King
- hey we don’t talk enough how Elon’s last name is “musk”?? like the odor? like lol ok Elon stinky!!
- lol no new tariffs on Russia 🤷
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- :) april fools! :(
- boo booo tomato tomato tomato boo
- Just saw this and it was really good. That’s all!
- idk abt u but I love hating the government
- I don’t even understand what this is, truly.
- Are you guys filing your taxes or like, what are we doing this year.
- Reposted by Jules Suzdaltsev@ditzkoff.bsky.social From now on in every White House Chat:
- 35 tbh
- Reposted by Jules SuzdaltsevIn 2021, I got an encrypted email from a federal prosecutor who was chasing a predator and feared police were shielding him. For 4 years, I looked at whether corruption allowed one of the most prolific rapists in history to get away. Bizarre and wrenching to report: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
- legs spread for Bernie in 2025
- anyone else out there just vibe living
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- man really sucks that fascism won
- Yeah, it’s funny because I NEVER see these stories but this describes almost every single person I know and have met in the last decade.
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- Next stop, the Senate!
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- Reposted by Jules SuzdaltsevI think some in the Senate have convinced themselves that the backlash to folding will be limited to “the left” and therefore ignorable. Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes. Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.
- Reposted by Jules Suzdaltsevrorschach: the streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown newsom: my son is always saying that
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- I knew I was on the right side of history.
- What a stupid asshole.
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- journalism is back, baby!!
