ganondorf: lately i've been getting lightheaded when i stand up too fast. i think i need an iron supplement. or maybe i'm just sleeping weird.
link: yah!
ganondorf: man, what is your fucking problem.
link: hhhhhyah!
navi: i've found an entrance through the docks at the south end of ganondorf's castle. identify yourself with the phrase, "iron and copper."
link: gneh
hey just a heads up, your phone battery's at 8%. might wanna charge it
[struggling to remember what knicks fans say] beep beep
i absolutely do believe that the nba is rigged on some level. just look at the game that's on right now. all the refs are there. the ball's obviously just been inflated. the goals are set up. there's a knicks logo on the floor. they've been planning to play this game for days
if they’re going to have a mother’s day then they should have a father’s day too. it’s not fair
i was playing basketball with my buddy and he just could not miss a shot, didn’t matter where he was on the floor. he must have shot 20 for 20. after the game, for no real reason, he picked up the ball and flung it backwards over his head, easily 40 feet in the air and 40 feet from the goal. swish
Do you remember the hardest you've ever laughed at anything
every morning when you wake up, ideally before you even get out of bed, eat an entire bag of flour. flour is very inexpensive. you can afford it
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
i bought some new shoelaces
