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How do say "America First" in Arabic?
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But...Ivanka converted to Judaism.
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Donald Trump, "If you want to buy Melania too, give me a price?"
Yes, I'm pissed about the jumbo jet too. But this is actually the most important story today.
Mr. President Pete Buttigieg.
"Time" for him to move to the Middle East.
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I'm just feeling hard.
BREAKING: Dems have FLIPPED the Omaha mayoral race. John Ewing Jr has beaten the GOP incumbent!!
Mr. Mayor.
There's always a tweet.
Donald Trump, "That's Mr Bitch to you."

Democrats just flipped Nebraska's biggest city
And it should make GOP Rep. Don Bacon nervous about next year
Bring out the lifeguards...the blue wave is coming.
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Yet, Donald Trump hated John McCain.
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Donald Trump is the 20th hijacker.
This is a key goal of Project 2025.
Even Saturday night Cinemax?
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I'll lick the ice cream off of your nipples.
“I worked out a big beautiful deal. Qatar gave me a plane to use and I get to keep if if I ever decide to leave office.” - Klepto RICO
Jihad Force One.
Shouldn't we be focusing on real problems?

Megyn Kelly Roasted After Calling For MAGA To Boycott Versace Due To Trans Influencer
Ah yes, we know how much MAGA loves Versace.
Megyn Who?
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Donald Bin Laden.
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Spoken like a WWII German.
Or smack yourself in the ass.
Hurricane models show that 2025 season will be an above-average season. As heat records are shattered across the central United States and FEMA cuts threaten national security, the outlook is dire.
2025 Atlantic Hurricane Season Outlook, by @GeoRebekah
open.substack.com/pub/rebekahj...
2025 Atlantic Hurricane Season Outlook
Thanks to your generous support, I’ve nearly met my fundraising goal to attend the United Nations Ocean Conference in Nice, France next month!
Donald Trump is ready with his sharpie.
WHO DID THIS?!?!
Donald Bin Laden.
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No wonder Donald Trump had mommy issues.
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Now that Free Speech.
Our current Attorney General, who said it’s just fine for Trump to be gifted a $400 million plane from Qatar, was a paid lobbyist for the government of Qatar. She was getting paid $115,000 a month to work for Qatar. This should be a huge fucking story.👇
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Trump’s new attorney general pick is a former Qatar lobbyist
Pam Bondi, Trump’s pick for attorney general after Matt Gaetz’ withdrawal, used to influence Capitol Hill on human trafficking issues for the Qatari government.
...And Donald Trump once said that Islam hates us. Silly me.
“Hasan Piker detained at the border and questioned for hours over politics”
The free speech party is really the fascist party.

Hasan Piker detained at the border and questioned for hours over politics
"They straight up tried to get something out of me that I think they could use to basically detain me permanently"
In room 101.
"Nobody knows more about capitulating to China than I do."
The Fart After The Meal.
Duffy: "By the way, during covid, when people weren't flying, that was a perfect time to fix these problems."
(Who wants to tell him ... )
...And who was president during Covid?
The church said it's terminating a decades-long partnership with the federal government to help refugees arriving in the U.S., citing moral opposition to resettling white Afrikaners from South Africa.

Episcopal Church refuses to resettle white Afrikaners, citing moral opposition
The church said it's terminating a decades-long partnership with the federal government to help refugees arriving in the U.S., citing moral opposition to resettling white Afrikaners from South Africa.
Send them...back to Africa.
We should be ashamed of ourselves for not appreciating him breaking the law. ✈️ 💰 🙏
Donald Trump, The Farce is with him.
Stephen Miller will name his son Adolf.
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Cruelty Is The Point.
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MAHA.
Well, this Pope does have Creole in his family.
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Do we get our 401k back?
Happy tariff capitulation day to all who celebrate.
Donald Trump is a Cave man with a tiny loin cloth.
NEWS: U.S. and China agree to a 90-day pause on new tariffs after shipping to U.S. ports plummeted.
Tariffs on Chinese imports will be cut from 145% to 30%. Tariffs on U.S. imports will be cut from 125% to 10%.
If tariffs should result in massive job growth and make the U.S. rich, why lower them?
Another 90 damn days?
Stephen Miller is a Jewish Nazi.
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Melania, "In America, we speak Engleesh."
My painting COUNTRY HOUSE
Great job.
Inspiration for today….
...Republicans gave surveillance tours days before Jan. 6th.
Smaller companies will feel a whole lot better with a 30% tarrif.
Guess which is going wind up killing more Americans.
Osama Bin Kennedy Jr.

Tesla Reportedly Has $800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks That Nobody Wants
Tesla is overstocked with Cybertrucks, the PS1 graphics-looking mobile monument to Elon’s deep lack of creativity.
Can Cybertrucks be recycled for scrap metal?
President Joe Biden fell off a bike and still created 16,000,000+ jobs.
My 401k misses Sleepy Joe Biden.
30% is an enormously high tariff!
Anchoring Effect in full force.
Another 90 day pause?
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I'll be watching.
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Pin the mushroom on Donny.
The felon who was given *undue* process by the legal systems (particularly SCOTUS) wants to take away due process from the rest of us.
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...All 215 pounds of Donald Trump.
It's Mickey Rourke.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is Trans-Human.