jeremy kaplowitz
official mayor of new york city (aka "the big apple")
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@nyshitpost.com
@quorators.bsky.social
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- (printing out an image from The Shawshank Redemption) my printer is literally powerful enough to create it's own movies with the click of a button
- my two favorite characters!!!
- it's not Nathan Fielder's fault that he is a Batman villain in a world without a Batman
- i really didn't think Elon buying Twitter would destroy the website so quickly, but only a few years later we have "what if the Numa Numa guy was a nazi?" going viral
- omg i'm in Nantucket right now and there's this dude with the LONGEST dick
- JEREMY KAPLOWITZ: PANTS ON FIRE 🔥🔥🔥
- The New York Times has officially confirmed that the new pope did NOT write an anarchist zine instructing people who to fist fight cops lol www.nytco.com/press/tracki...
- wait how woke is this pope
