from today's post, about Donny Two-Doll's fuckbrained idea of reopening Alcatraz.
thanks for reading!
link to the whole ball of wax is here:
bit.ly/4jRxSvJ
(and as always, there's a longer excerpt in the alt text)
May 6, 2025 17:16I say when trump
Is sentenced to Alcatraz as the only prisoner , we give him a bucket of balls he can hit into the bay in his orange jumpsuit . Tourists can pay to see the felon walking around with no coifed hair and only allowed to watch msnbc. No cell phone, no social media , no internet
Would it be far-fetched if trump were to announce that he would like to do a follow-up to 'The Apprentice' and it would be trump's Oval Office?
The hardest thing in the world is dealing with those that are intellectually dishonest is the incredible amount of emotional restraint you have to exert in order to not lose your composure... So the 1st question you need to ask yourself is if all the bullshit I am going to go through is worth it?
Birdbrain of Alcatraz. 🤣🤣🤣
Likely another diversion from the more despicable things his puppeteer Stephen Miller has him doing
When I heard Trump's Alcatraz's statement, I didn't know how to respond to his stupid idea. The island of Alcatraz would have to be levelled, with a new prison built in its place. It was closed in the first place because it was too expensive to run. But Dumbass Donnie doesn't understand that
Jeff, you’re my hero…always on point 😂
This is just noise to deflect from his pay to play scheme with UAE and his junk cryptocurrency. He made 2 billion dollars, financed by UAE. So they can now receive Nvidia AI chips. Keep up people!
look for the dumbest possible explanation and it will be the right one
I feel like every day is another episode of The Twilight Zone.
Awesome screed. Kudos!
Shithole presidents need hell hole prisons.
So, what movies can we start showing on PBS to guide him?
“All The President’s Men”?
“Being There”?
“Downfall”?
More distraction. All this stuff is distraction.
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Maybe we should reopen it for him & all traitors violating their oaths. As a kid in SF, there would be news of escapes but no one was ever found. Currents are strong & water very cold. Besides, we, Californians, don't want them here!
It’s weird how quickly I know it’s you when I see words like “dumbfuckingest.” Thank you for your service.
Are you sure it wasn't Jon Voight?