sarah🥺

*youth pastor sitting in a chair backwards* Did you know there's another JC who raises people up?

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oh crap i need 3-5 exorcists ASAP

Is this a euphemism for alcoholism?

Jerry is too blessed to be stressed

From the dead?

do you though jerry? DO YOU?

👻 or 🥃? 🙃

And that's the heaviest thing of all. Never stop being your weird self Jerry.

instant rerenner

stelposting

cheers!

You certainly do. 🩷

You lift my spirits, Jerry. It’s amazing how your telekinesis works from a distance.

Me going to the Jerryverse whenever I’m blue.

You sink my spirits, mom/dad…

I think there’s a direct correlation between the general mood of Bluesky and how many likes Jerry posts get.

The dead lift is amazing.

Truest thing in forever

One shot glass at a time

F*ck yeah you do - the hardest lifting there is!

this is where I wish we could upvote like reddit!

yeah my eyes to gaze at the splendor of the heavens

Jerry why

True, I do love sh!tposting.

I too like to lift bottles of alcohol

Making any gains?

Yeah ya do!

101 proof, no doubt...

Do you crush? Yeah, souls.

I really wanted to like this Jerry, but I couldn’t because it would besmirch its perfection:

*loud incorrect buzzer*

Yep, me too

40 pounders eh

What’s your favorite kind? I love Montenegro after a nice lunch

Classic alcoholism. It’s about lifting spirits.

The only lifting for me

Nah..

Cheers to that! 🥂

So... like, whiskey? Or...

Dis burrito to me mouf

Jerry lifts. Unevenly. And in stages. Like a very complicated stain on the expensive white carpet of your heart.

And, thanks for that. 😆

[Vera Charles voice] OOH, SPIRITS!

👻

🏋️

In a glass? 🥃

Alcoholic spirits?

Unclear.

The Halloween stores or airplanes?