👔Daddy Bi Goblin👔
Another neurotic, neurodivergent millennial
Quaker socialist who dabbles in buddhism + witchcraft
Parent of 1 sassy toddler
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- Genuinely, I could rapid fire skeet about CVS for almost as long as that reciept goes
- It was a mistake for my local CVS to have an open pharmacy floor plan because wdym there are 16 techs working and only ONE is the cash register????
- I just cannot get on board with Angie K. She has zero rizz #rhoslc
- Crying on public transit is a right of passage
- Updated my name for Father’s Day
- Ok by far the funniest episode of #rhoslc is season 4 ep 5 Meredith is slurring with a British accent, Heather pukes on the sprinter van, and Whitney is accused of calling Jen “a pornography.” Like… this is art
- Babe, you look good in your porn pose
- Today’s reason not to kys: Nachos
- Screenshotting this in case he deletes it
- If your kid’s preschool didn’t get you the info about summer camp until 2 and a half weeks before it started AND asked for parent volunteers to drive the kids to activities, would you a) throw yourself into the nearest lake, or b) find the school director and [redacted]
