yeah that emoji has Done Some Things

:) - Kind, honest, a genuine smile 🙂 - there are bodies in my basement. The only thing preventing you from being the newest corpse is my facade of being a human being.

it's like Big Emoji is trying to insinuate its smiling, crying, winking, kissing, shrugging, smirking influence on my individual right to freedom of expression :(

same with :o and 😮

Tfw you realize you might have been using a key emoji very incorrectly for years.

:) translates to: "Yay, I'm so happy!" 🙂 translates to: (disinterested tone)"Oh, cool. That so cool." Or "You're about to make me lose my fucking shit, you little asshole."

The thing about a smiling emoji, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.

Flat Skircle

:)

Both of these paths appear almost as if you have to leap across a chasm to get to the destination

this is why i love :^) because it can be either

jerry…yes??

I should replay Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams

(:

I initially thought the full on smiley was a way to hide your depression

that's a yugioh card

this is me but discord 🙂

😊 - The go to emoji of friendliness when crafting a message for your mother.

This meme is foundationally bad because who doesn't want the Dracula castle? Catch me living there and not in Princess Peach's summer home

A WIZARD!

@norvid-studies.bsky.social this with the sun emoji

And that has made all the difference.

Should I be concerned or pleased that I feel like it makes so much sense? 😥

it does. the conversion is just the default is all

goddamnit jerry

And that’s why (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎ is the only appropriate response on Slack

Confirmed: I am heading to the haunted castle.

:)

She's so right

born to :) forced to 🙂

i r confused

(:

she’s got bette davis eyes

D:

Agree. Grammar bullies

“🙂” is fine ya big babies

:) does not equal 🙂 But (: DOES equal 🙃 And if they send you a 😀 and not a 😄 or a ☺️ you RUN

Discord does it too. Hell, even Google Docs does it. Why would GOOGLE DOCS need to convert :) into an EMOJI?!

me in 2011 when skype automatically turned my :3 into a goddamn 🐈

😈

😃

I feel this way more with Twitch emote faces. Give me back my sideways smiley, dangit. That or give me Android blobbies.

I used to work with the generally recognized inventor of the emoticon, Scott Fahlman. I remember him being a lovely guy. And I see he's still alive. (This has been your moment in computer sciences history, with Gregory the A'ight.) en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_F...

My phone does this automatically and it drives me MAD

Seems like both paths go off a cliff...so not so happy?

😁

I love jerry

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