Mark Carney deployed unbelievable levels of blandness in defence of Canada. Blandness like you've never seen.
May 6, 2025 16:44Keep calm & Carney on.
When PM Carney said: “When I met with the OWNERS of Canada…”
It was the most altruistic statement I’ve ever heard from any President, Chancellor, King or PM.
THIS is what strong leadership looks like. The Canadian people are very fortunate to have such intelligent representation.
Illustrative, strategic blandness:
bsky.app/profile/kenw...I think we get used to stuff, like the proverbial frog in the pot, and lose track of how absolutely humiliating it is to have a belligerent, altered buffoon representing our nation and spewing gibberish on the world stage. But sitting him next to a normal person brings it home.
That is restraint and professionalism that you saw. “Never interrupt your opponent while he is in the middle of making a mistake.” Mark held the rope for Donnie.
That's what happens when ego isn't running the show and calm strategy is.
Mark Carney is using the perfect strategy for playing Trump. Remember, he's an internationally recognized expert in economics, finance, & business. Trump's an idiotic narcissist with a long line of failed businesses. His $ comes from $ laundering through his buildings, which are full of RU$$IAN$.
From the meeting:
“Never say never," Trump responded, to which Carney repeatedly said: "Never."
Only one word, repeated, but hardly bland. Trump never hears the word “no.”
We don't need our politicians to be anything but bland, studious, and quietly effective. We have to get out of this mindset they need to be reality TV stars and make every moment about them.
I LOVE that about him. That's the best part. He also has a sense of humour and he's intelligent. I love that about him too.
Blandness with a steel spine.
That’s why he’s the perfect leader for this time period. No one needs more drama right now. We need intelligence and quiet strength.
That's because Carney is a banker. A world class economist. Not the sleazy host of a totally made-up, melodramatic reality show.
It was beautiful. I envy Canada. We have an arrogant circus clown.
Tactical blandness.
sensei-level grey rocking
Bluster is not leadership or strength.
In fairness a dancing bear commiting suicide by flame thrower is bland compared to the train wreck that is trumps existence.
PM Carney was the Adult in the room.
Pay attention, America. Boring and competent is what you should be voting for. Carney owned Trump from the start, due to his bland excellence.
Trump wants a fiery exchange for clips to play on Fox News. This was perfectly boring. No click bait other than carney straight up saying we’ll never be for sale.
He didn't take the bait.
it’s what you do when sitting next to a psychopath with 5000 nuclear warheads
As in understated yet supremely confident due to possessing far superior global knowledge & experience as to how things actually work vs a fantasy vision of such.
It's a great offence too. It set off a rambling circus mess from senile Donald like I've never seen before.

Mark Carney shows the world how to deal with Trump: ‘grey rocking’
I’m an artistic person, the president told the prime minister of Canada. Then he painted him a picture of his country disappearing
"Help me, Obi-Wan Carney; you're my only hope."
bsky.app/profile/elbo...And if it wasn’t clear, ‘Never’💪🇨🇦
#ElbowsUp #Canada #Never
In contrast to Drumpf's psychotic, shall we say, 'impetus', I find Carney's blandness rather refreshing. 😊
Well, we can’t all have orange, feckless, grievance filled, mendacious, rage badgers as our heads of state. That seems to be strictly an American thing.
i prefer "he was beige" not bland. you can accesdirize beige. it sticks out when it needs to. next to the colorful vomit that is Trump, it looked smashing
When dealing with a toddler or a bully in Trumps case both, being absolutely bland can take the wind out of their sails so fast.
From our perspective in Canada, we know that Trump likes to goad and humiliate and that he thrives on theatrics; what he considers to be 'good tv'. Mark Carney serves as a foil for Trump's trashy daily dramas.
Brazenly bland.
It's Canada's soft power. More please.
In context, it was a blandness beautiful to behold.
It was a masterful neutralization. Bland beats bluster!
So Carney should have put on a Trump-style clown show instead🤡?
I admire his professionalism. We’ve grown unused to that here in the USA.
When you can't win a fight with an idiot, you let the idiot take themselves down.
Double Canadian over rocks for lunch well deserved. What a gem of a man.
I thought he was fabulous and I'm thrilled he's representing Canada.
It's the best way to deal with a bully, don't let him provoke you! Specially when that bully is spewing nonsense and lies.
It’s called diplomacy. Look it up.
Also, I realise your post was a reference to Trump's never ending hyperbole, "...'like you've never seen". Carney's visit was an exercise in 'big, beautiful, blandness'. Cheers.
…and in this case, it was a perfect approach. 🤷🏼♂️
Blandness is good if you get the desired result. The world has had enough of “unbland” leaders.
The best part is that he and his administration won’t know what to do with this - it’s an alien concept 😊 Strategic blandness is a Superpower 👍🏼🇨🇦
I would have called it Dry.
So dry, that if it were a drink, you'd be mummified within 15 minutes.
Canadian passive aggressiveness, master level.
Bland works when dealing with a bloated, braindead, bloviating buffoon.
When in the company of a lunatic stay calm. Very calm. Carney was solid.
His facial expressions were far from bland
This is what happens when people become accustomed to Trump's continuous drama; they see a leader acting tactful, diplomatic and professional, and label it "bland".
I would posit he did a phenomenal, diplomatic job of not calling Trump a blithering idiot to his face. Kudos for restraint.
I like the way he said to trump that he spoke to the owners of Canada and it’s not for sale.
Mark Carney, throwing a selection of various oatmeals on the ground before escaping: "POCKET BLAND!"
carney's message was LOUD and clear - you dont have to raise your voice to get it across. the fact that el stupido 47 said what he said - like, never say never, and all of the rest of it was proof it worked.
NOW, when 47 visits CANAD?!?! CArney can let fucking tackle that nutjob.
This didn't really happen?
I’ll take bland over stupidly. Mr Carney gave Donny 2 Dolls the “velvet hammer” and smiled do it. Loved it.
You must have been watching a different show.
emotional stability
I think I’m probably a bland kinda guy myself. There is no fixing the nonsense in people. And after 60 years or of so called “progress” or human “evolution”, apparently human nonsense is NOT just going to go away. 🤷♂️
Many people just love drama more than peace. Idk man. 🤷♂️
Bland is nice, James. Willing to trade Canada any day.
Gray Rock-ing isnt blandness. It’s a tried a true method of dealing with Narcissists that makes them lose interest. It’s honestly an excellent strategy for someone like Trump.
Carney treated Tramp like a friend's obnoxious acting son!
You KNOW he just "did his duty" & won't go near him again until he HAS to!!
Carney showed what class & buffoonery looks like!
Much more refreshing than the vomit-flavored, so-called,
"American President."
1 adult,1 man-baby.
Poilievre would have inflamed.
2 man-babies.
poker face is what you mean
Peak Canadian.
You weep for the blowhards, I can't be bothered
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I'll take it!
Interesting take. What we didn't want was to wake the bear -- let him drone on. Why bother engaging more than necessary? He only hears his own voice.
Yes. Only
One person made a fool
If himself.
I must be a brawler. I wanted him to tell Trump to cut the lies and insults or the "meeting" was over. An elbow ro Trumps nose is what I needed to see!
We had him in the UK trying to sort out the chaos during Brexit.
He's a man who always comes equipped with slightly more than enough.
You gray rock a narc. That’s what was called for.
It’s a good strategy with that … person.
Blandness WORKS.
And wasn’t it beautiful!!
What did you expect since it's only the beginning of May?
The tanning season is just starting.
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You make it sound like a bad thing. That’s what I want from my countries leader. Effective, efficient, direct, confident, informed, humble, humour out of needed, and bland. Perfect!!
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I think you're projecting your own interpretation and subtext. I think you're reading a lack of praise as a form of criticism.
I don't say blandness is good or bad. Which words in my post lead you to believe that I'm conveying a negative connotation?
Should he have dyed his skin orange and proclaimed us the "greatest country in the history of countries. So bigging great!"?
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Ah... but his facial expressions and body language spoke up rudely. He is a stoker, but nobody is going to defend Trump's talkathon.
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Wait till you see the updated version...
Bland 2.0
Nah...
Probably Trump wasn't worth any conversation be more the point.
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My Man!
Blandness, the Weapon of MAGA Destruction.
Well done, sir.
So brave.
Calm in the face of insanity.
This wins BlueSky today
Not to be underestimated.
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He was surpressing a barfBlow.