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- The best time to eat hard-boiled eggs is between sets at Fuck Gym, The Gym Where You Fuck. the second best time is right now
- RIP Jimmy Fallon. I'll always remember your character "French Stewart"
- [starting a chant at the barbershop] tonsure. tonsure. Tonsure. Tonsure! Tonsure! TONSURE! TONSURE! TONSURE! TONSURE!
- the strongest possible human bonds to forge are "we used to chat on IRC 20 years ago"
- Surly, unfulfilled scientists conjecture there may be "as many as one hundred" germs, bugs, or critters hiding in your shirt at all times. "Fuck it," say scientists, looking out window.
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