Sam
I think one of the most interesting aspects of Milwaukee is the fact that it's the only major American city to have ever elected three socialist mayors
- Going to the café car on the Amtrak, lemme know if y'all want anything
- Reposted by Samwhen you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy— they had great arms but they ran out. it’s called sports. it’s called baseball in particular and pitchers i guess you could say, really particular
- Might run for a board position in my neighborhood association
- Had a nice night with my friends
- Driving for ten minutes and I've already had two cars do the Milwaukee Slide to me. It's good to be back!
- Flight was delayed 8 hours due to "mechanical issues." Bring back woke!
- Reposted by Samevery MLB opening day I like to reflect on some of the lessons baseball teaches us about life, like how it's a miserable grinding slog that almost always ends in meaningless failure, and even your attempt to endeavor it is something most people will never have the time or inclination to care about
- Happy 10th anniversary to this masterpiece of journalism by @crulge.urinal.club www.vice.com/en/article/i...
- What about Parched Madness and it's when you're really thirsty
- Fuck to 'daylight saving time'
- mfw I've beer
- That is a cool trench but quick suggestion, maybe don't put it right in front of my house next time
- I can go several weeks without buying something (groceries notwithstanding)???
- Added a new song I can sing Oreo's name to the tune of to my repertoire: Van Halen's "Panama"
- Once somebody kills Elon we should all agree to a sitcom-style retcon of all the stuff he's destroyed. Or at least Twitter; 'all of society' might take a little longer
- Nothing makes me miss my Boys quite like a bar bathroom
- Everyone should venmo me five dollars for making the Chiefs mortal again by moving to KC
- Pick six by a white cornerback... Tr*mp's America
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- Guy at the dog park had a MAGA can koozie and Oreo (regularly perfect sweet angel towards others) kept bullying his dog
- A cybertruck just drove down my street, need to form a neighborhood watch to prevent further incursions
- Secretly rooting for the Bills bc I can't deal with my fellow Kansas Citians if they win a third straight Super Bowl
- Toads in the Mario series of video games are excitations of an everywhere-permeating Toad field
- Reposted by SamBob Uecker was just the best: defector.com/bob-uecker-w...
