Grim Flandango
Writer of stuff, mostly weird, sometimes dirty. Chronic oversharer. He/him, 40+ Find my writing on Medium medium.com/@flannigan479 or Patreon patreon.com/GrimFlandango
- Reposted by Grim Flandango"i dont know what id do widdout my chatgpt 🥺👉👈" Oh my god go back to Baby School you fucking failure
- This really shouldn’t matter to why it’s the right thing, but also-
- Reposted by Grim FlandangoThis is the reminder that SNAP makes money because ensuring people have enough to eat is a basic economic multiplier
- Reposted by Grim FlandangoElon literally just tried to steal the entirety of works registered for US copyright so he could use it as training data for his AI and get ahead of the competition and when people are "I don't know, I still get 20 likes for my fanart there so it's hard to leave" I just can't even anymore.
- Tell me the ways in which it is significantly easier to parent an 8 yr old and then we can have anything resembling a discussion about this that doesn’t begin and end with me calling you pure evil.
- I guess I just keep coming back to this idea we should all care about our fellow humans and do our best to alleviate suffering where we can.
- Reposted by Grim FlandangoI clip of me working on The Thin Man from last year.
- One of my cats has become super aggressive toward another to the point I mostly have to keep him locked in a room so they’re separated while we try to figure out a solution and it is legitimately breaking me inside to know he’s in there all alone.
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- Great…can’t wait for the update that makes access to the language centers of your brain subscription based. For $9/more a month you’ll be allowed to remember your children’s names.
- Reposted by Grim Flandango“How could America choose to reelect Trump when we know he’s a huge corrupt piece of shit?” ask people in a city about to make Andrew Cuomo their mayor
- Lot of people are gonna have a lot to say about this and they should all absolutely shut the fuck up.
- Finally, a politician with a real job newjerseyglobe.com/legislature/...
- Reposted by Grim FlandangoI hate RFK Jr. with a passion. He is a bad person. But please stop referring to his heroin use as having anything to do with his moral depravity. Addiction is not a moral failing, it is a public health and clinical issue.
- I would very much like to read this because there is every indication it is awesome.
- Strains the bounds the way I would strain the bounds of a pair of pants from high school…
- I notice he took off that stupid fucking hat for this one.
- I always loved drive-thru AI because requesting no pickles presented the kind of impossible logic problem Kirk would use to short-circuit advanced super intelligent computers.
- I’m really glad that those with the least institutional power apparently pose the greatest threat to society because that means we can focus on solutions that don’t require fundamental systemic changes.
- I operated at a fundamentally higher level when I was able to purchase Jolt Cola by the six pack from the cooler at my local corner store and the world hasn’t been right since that went away.
- Sounds accurate
- Reposted by Grim FlandangoPro-democracy forces try to hold the Library….
- Some clarity: Capitol police were called when DOJ guys tried to enter the US Copyright Building, Library of Congress General Counsel said no and walked them out. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/12/u...
- Sorry, but we need to be encouraging this guy to swim in as much filthy, diseased water as humanly possible. C’mon Bobby, take a big drink, show us all how strong you are!!
- In the one hand, having an AI make the decisions in a “high-stakes situation” is just a long way of saying suicide. On the other hand, the turnips featured in this photo (Zelenskyy excluded) make me think maybe it really is the most reasonable option.
- Not gonna lie, I desperately wish I could attend this. I really need to know… (Also, how do you get the call to be a featured speaker for this and not immediately blow your brains out?)
- Reposted by Grim Flandangoas someone who lives nextdoor to both supportive housing and public housing, i need people to understand that the best locations for both are going to be the central neighborhoods in a metropolitan area, where there is easy and reliable access to services and jobs.
- Reposted by Grim FlandangoGood, shame harder
- Gotta admire the exhaustive vetting process of say, “Hey, who do we know with nothing going on?”
- Fired a black person who was qualified, hired a white person with no qualifications whatsoever. The Trump administration in a nutshell bsky.app/profile/axio...
- Reposted by Grim Flandango*getting sent to a concentration camp for writing an op-ed* Klobuchar: Actually this is just a distraction from Drumpf’s tariffs
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- I feel like “a foreign power furnishes the president with a new Air Force One,” is the first line of an absolutely unhinged Jason Statham movie that couldn’t get greenlit because of the very obviously idiotic premise.
- Reposted by Grim FlandangoThis @bransonreese.bsky.social four panel is never completely out of my head.
- Reposted by Grim FlandangoIncredibly depressing day. I've spent my entire life being told by British governments how dreadful immigration is. New Labour did it. The Coalition. The Brexiters. Now Starmer. All of them accusing the ones who came before them of failing to clamp down. The same old vacant mean-spirited bollocks.
- I don’t like resorting to commenting on people’s looks but the guy is what happens when they gene splice 3 parts Mo Rocca to one part Flattop from Dick Tracy.
- In this scenario, btw, a centrist is someone who’ll happily vote for a fascist out of fear that the brown lady will give the black child free healthcare.
- What if, and this is super important, a group of Nazi scientists fled Germany at the end of the war and hid out in Newark, NJ where they created a race of Hitler clones they raised to for a VC firm that ended up investing heavily in the tech sector in the late 80s early 90s?
- W-what the fuck did the internet just make me watch?!?
- Reposted by Grim Flandango(taps sign so hard it breaks)
- Reposted by Grim FlandangoI can tell you I’ve never felt more punk rock than I do now.
- Nah, it’s fine, tell me how great it is that you saved 3.43 minutes by not having to write that email.
- There is a zero percent chance anyone in that White House has the first idea what the Librarian of Congress actually does.
- Here’s my biggest issue. There will be a not insignificant number of Democrats ready to sign on for fear of it being used to attack them. They will publicly scoff at the idea this legislation will target lgbtq+ people while privately they just won’t care.
- I don’t know when this crowd started giving a shit about the Catholic Church. They’ve always seen Catholics as medieval idolators with their weird rituals. Now suddenly it’s crucial there’s a proper pope?
- As cocaine pours out of his nose like you triggered some Indiana jones trap
- Holy shit this is glorious
- Hi, your hilarious AI goof sucks and if you’re still doing them so do you.
- Octopi are terrifying because it’s obvious there’s significantly more going on in their heads than we can imagine and also they’re little mini cthulus who can basically get in and out of any trap you set and will do so just to fuck with your head.
- TFW you realize that you’re never gonna get someone who’s risen high enough in the church to be a potential pope who hasn’t covered up some amount of CSA.
