HOLOTROPIX
Stand up comic
- When I'm in the city They will suddenly switch over to Quantum Mode. Every block gets shifted in real time. It will go from Harlem storefronts to Lower West Side restaurants to Queens housing in the span of 3 blocks. They rearrange the tiles. Subway stops are completely random transportation.
- Apparently I have chosen to endure this disorientation ordeal in order to rid all timelines of the being currently known as 'Andrew Cuomo' He shall be removed from all timelines besides one. Eternal meatball table world. I have shown mercy to my enemies.
- Hillary for Pope. Still with Her. Rise to power from the Holy See and destroy those who dared to fetter your fated reign my Queen. Restore the globalist order and bring Rome to glory once more! Involve a Basilisk or something. Where there's a will there's a way. Pokemon go to the Conclave.
- Right?! As my mother would say, if they put half that much energy into doing something helpful, we will all be better off —in this case, something helpful would be catching hackers and stopping them
- Your mother sounds like a wonderful woman
- I hate that new 2fa protocol that makes you run outside and take pics of 7 different kinds of bugs you find by lifting up the nearest rock. Stresses me out trying to find the different insects in under 30 seconds. Just let me check my damn savings account.
- At least it is safer than taking pics of 7 different cars driving down the street from head on! ;)
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- Can we turn the AC up in here? My nipples are soft as a dang gummy bear. You can just ask for it to be colder David, please stop referencing how erect your nipples are every time the temperature changes. Please. This is the last warning.
