HOLOTROPIX
Stand up comic
- When I'm in the city They will suddenly switch over to Quantum Mode. Every block gets shifted in real time. It will go from Harlem storefronts to Lower West Side restaurants to Queens housing in the span of 3 blocks. They rearrange the tiles. Subway stops are completely random transportation.
- Can we turn the AC up in here? My nipples are soft as a dang gummy bear. You can just ask for it to be colder David, please stop referencing how erect your nipples are every time the temperature changes. Please. This is the last warning.
- I hate that new 2fa protocol that makes you run outside and take pics of 7 different kinds of bugs you find by lifting up the nearest rock. Stresses me out trying to find the different insects in under 30 seconds. Just let me check my damn savings account.
- Trying to come up with the most ineffectual sweet talk ever. I swear to you babe Slenderman will never manifest on Earth again. That little girl is locked in the psych ward for life booboo. She's the vector. Name's Dave btw.