Global Tetrahedron
Global Tetrahedron was born of the shadows, and it is committed to control in all its forms. Parent company of The Onion.
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- Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: Össur Þorsteinsson - This 1,200-year-old glacier has held a seat on the board since the Dark Ages.
- Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: Keith Raniere - Keith brings a wealth of experience to Global Tetrahedron’s board from his 21 years at NXIVM.
- Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: Lloyd R. Windom, Chief Transformation Officer, was inspired to pursue a career in business after taking part in the Milgram experiment in 1961 and falling in love with leadership.
- Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: The Abomination is currently sealed in a cryogenic chamber in Global Tetrahedron’s boardroom, where it serves as head of marketing.
- Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: Nathan Wentworth VIII - Born in Greenwich, CT, Nathan graduated summa cum laude from Harvard University before overseeing the Rwandan genocide.
- Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: Liam Shepherd: This was a Make-A-Wish thing.
- Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: Crisp $100 Bill - A preeminent figure in the world of business and finance. Global Tetrahedron is honored to have Mr. Franklin on board.
- Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: Bryce Tetraeder - The CEO, chairman, media proprietor, entrepreneur, human trafficker, thought leader, and venture capitalist responsible for overseeing Global Tetrahedron’s transition from a mere multinational conglomerate into a truly interglobal empire.
