Fupa God 🔞
Kira
32 • She / They • 🩷💜💙
Fat, dominate babe with too much lingerie. Wildly unserious + lewd.
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- Rewatching 30 Rock for the billionth time and it just really cemented the idea that I need a service sub like Kenneth. Loyal, eager to serve, and mysteriously supernatural.
- Just learned the ice cream shop in my new neighborhood has dairy-free soft serve ice cream.
- Checking in here. Seems we’re all more or less in a weird/dark headspace so that’s…cool.
- You know the state of the world is fucked when the bodega weed bags start making political statements. 👀
- Life has been chaotic. I put on makeup for the first time in weeks and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror as I passed. Genuinely did a double take of my own ass cause it looked so good. Nature is healing.
- I haven’t been doing sessions, but scrolling through my feed of dommes makes me miss toying with and ruining foolish playthings. 🥲
- Sleepy. Hungry. Horny. Someone eat me out until I fall back asleep. Then wake me up for breakfast. 😬
- Proof of life on this late Titty Tuesday. 🤓
- 🥹 Watching my hometown folks lose their minds over snow is very cute and I am happy they get a tiny moment of joy.
- Reposted by Fupa God 🔞Can we plz start crediting the artist when we share this? Artist: @vhsdogs.bsky.social
- Reposted by Fupa God 🔞
- Reposted by Fupa God 🔞Yeah it was a “Roman salute.” Just like “men kissing no shirts” appeared in my family computer’s search history because of a “computer virus.”
- Heavy sigh. Day 2.
- A week ago I went down a rabbit-hole researching The Village People’s history and timeline of lawsuits so it’s very nice to see one of the original members release a statement.
- Reposted by Fupa God 🔞Microdosing hell by living in America
- Reposted by Fupa God 🔞If this is how it's gonna be
- Guess who was an idiot and deleted tiktok from their phone? 💀 I tried to switch accounts at exactly 10:30 last night, thinking we’d have until midnight. When it didn’t work I thought I’d delete and reinstall. Immediately it wasn’t available on the App Store, and still isn’t. Not my smartest moment.
- Reposted by Fupa God 🔞
- Hank Hill got a job working in a BDSM store. He sells pro-pain and pro-pain accessories. #dommedadjoke #domdadjoke #kingofthehill
- Finally watching the latest season of Love is Blind. Damn, they really just found the most…oatmeal flavored of people for this season, huh?
- A crumb of dopamine, please?
- Hi friends, I miss you. 🥲 Life has been very unsexy and uncool and I haven’t been feeling like myself for a while because of it.
- Oof…lightning and thunder hours before the new year? I ain’t saying it’s an omen but…
- 2024 was not my favorite year, but I did gain the confidence to start publicly posting rather than continuing to keep all this ass to myself (and friends), so that’s pretty cool. 🖤
- Reposted by Fupa God 🔞the burden of carrying this fat pussy around all the time, phew
- I will make new content once I feel capable. Until then, there's plenty of me to see here and on Fansly. Right now, I deserve rest. 🖤
- I did not expect to love playing Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom as much as I do. Now it’s all I want to do. Help.
- I’ve had the same one line from of a Creed song stuck in my head for 24 hours and I am about to snap at any given moment.
- Reposted by Fupa God 🔞Merry Cocksmas.
- If you’re wondering where all the single women are on Christmas Eve; they’re doing their laundry. I swear every woman in my apartment complex is doing their laundry today. Haven’t seen a single man. 💀
- This year I am about as prepared and apathetic for the holidays as Patti LaBelle was that one time. Better luck next year.
- I need to pee but there’s currently a cat cuddling my feet and a chihuahua cuddling my belly. Help.
- Honestly this is probably because I almost got my identity stolen a few days ago when I unknowingly clicked on a spoof ad for matching pet + human hoodies. I thought it would be so funny to buy the entire household the same matching hoodie as an Xmas present. That’s a very senior thing to do.
- Just saw an ad with the headline “seniors shouldn’t have to do this!!!” Now I’m wondering how fucking old the algorithm thinks I actually am. 💀
- Officially at the age where the item at the top of my wishlist is a steam cleaner. 😒 Sigh.
- Acting like a real wild animal today. Unfortunately that wild animal is a mama bear preparing for hibernation.
- Put my finger on my clit and a cop siren immediately started going off outside. They’ll never take me alive!
- The little bows or jewels that clothing stores insist on putting on every bra and panty make me so irrationally angry. What is the point? This is an anti-little-bow household.
- I’m gonna be so productive this weekend, I say as I sleep until 3pm.
- Partner really woke me up at 6 am like: “hey, look outside, it’s snowing! Also do you want a black bean burger? I’m making them.” 💀
- Wanted to get stoned before a hot shower to help relax my muscles, but instead I just couch locked myself on the sofa in my robe. Whoops.
- Reposted by Fupa God 🔞when he wants me to call him daddy