It’s nice that Tolkien gave the One Ring a nice simple power like invisibility because nowadays it’d probably summon a wisecracking cartoon rabbit or something, actually that would have made Lord of the Rings better never mind

I think invisibility is just a side-effect and its real power is putting the user into the, like, ethereal plane or something. So he kind of had it both ways.

the one ring makes you disassociate so hard you become invisible yah

SO WISE

frodo has gender dysphoria & sauron is the source of twink death

Holy shit

frodo wants to be one of the femme elves & that’s why he tries to give the ring to galadriel

😳 the more you go the deeper the since makes!!!! DAMN SAGE CAN YOU WRITE MOVIES PLEASE

god that would be so fun i would love to get paid to write a queer LOTR alternate universe trilogy

HELL I WANT YOU ON SOME STARWARS AND BATTLESTAR GET DEEP

Sage!! Show Kermit Palpatine