Tickedoff
Cranky, caffeinated, and catastrophically done with influencers, rightwing clowns, generic movies/music. I shoot photos, serve aces, devour food, and doomscroll politics like it’s an Olympic sport. Sarcasm isn’t a defense mechanism — it’s a lifestyle
- The United States is the only country among the 184 economies analyzed that is forecast to see an international visitor decline in 2025.
- Ofcourse youll see a decline. The entire world is sick and tired of all you entitled mofos
- Sinner wins the 1st set 7-6(2) against Francisco Cerundolo in Rome. Jannik stayed mentally tough through a tight set. 16th consecutive set won. He is now 5-0 in tiebreaks this season. One set away from the quarterfinals. 🇮🇹🦊
- Sabalenka d. Marta Kostyuk 6-1 7-6(8) In a rematch of the Madrid QF, Aryna gets it done again. 9 consecutive wins for the world #1. No matter the day or the surface, she is truly the most consistent force in women’s tennis right now. ✅3rd Rome QF ✅34th win of 2025 🐅
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- Gavin Newsom is urging counties across the state to adopt an ordinance aimed at banning homeless encampments. “[Newsom] is flouting decades of evidence on effective solutions and urging communities to merely move unhoused people out of public view rather than work to solve their homelessness.”
- Empathy is.. what was it Twitler said? .. societal suicide?
- We should be ashamed of ourselves for not appreciating him breaking the law. ✈️ 💰 🙏
- Is he acting stupid or is he just naturally gifted?
- Tomorrow Trump will be signing an executive order ending all current and future wars and announcing the concepts of many trade deals.
- Trump pledged to end the Russia-Ukraine war in 24 hrs He said: “It’s a very EASY negotiation. I will have it solved within 1 day, a peace between them,” Time and time again, Trump PROVES that he has ZERO negotiation skills.
- Omfg… that photo!! Its the perfect portrait
- The same people who went apoplectic when asked to wear a mask to *protect people* in a pandemic eagerly wear one to *kidnap people* in Gestapo cosplay.
- Remind me never to visit America again
- But your kids can’t have more than two dolls
- I guess the way to deal with this is to be embarrassed on behalf of american democracy only, not democracy in general
- Collins d. Swiatek 6-1 7-5 WOW The 3-time champ is out Danielle just didn’t let Iga breathe Thumping backhand winners all over the place ✅1st win over Iga since AO 2022 ✅3rd Rome R16 ✅16th top 10 win Danielle went Danimal-mode One of the fiercest women in sports 🇺🇸❤️
- Her attitude seriously stinks. Not a fan
- 764,000 lost money on Trump meme coins, while 58 profited www.salon.com/2025/05/07/7...
- Hopefully, the only people scammed by this ridiculous bullshit will be his own cultmembers, for whom I have no fucks to give
- Uh oh…trouble in paradise. Majorie Taylor Greene tweets a stance AGAINST Donald Trump. Looks like a power play to me. Grabbing my popcorn…this is going to be interesting
- She surely represents “the base”. She is the archetypal postergirl for all low class, low IQ bottom-dwelling rightwing death-cults that have ever surfaced in the history of mankind
- Stephen Miller says they are “actively looking at” suspending the writ of habeas corpus, which is only allowed when the US has been invaded or during an insurrection, which would not allow people to challenge their incarceration in court if they are arrested and detained.
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View full threadnowhere near all across europe and every other democratic part of the world. Many countries --Canada, United Kingdom, France, etc etc saw (and see) the danger coming and fought and fight it till it was decimated.
- I didnt mean everywhere all at once.. its a cycle.. I dont know about Canada, but UK and France is nearing the end of their cycles. Reform UK and Rassemblement national are parties very similar to the current GOP. Same Fascism, same Nationalism, same xenophobia 🤮
- I don't think you understand just how much damage has been done in 100 days. It's a lot easier to fuck up a country than it is to fix it. + People are acting. They have been. Stop pretending they're not. Stop dismissing their labor, and sacrifices just so you can act like no one is doing anything.
- Its a clear pattern, also seen all across europe and every other democratic part of the world. Left wing makes society work until a certain point, when people get complacent, then some crazy rightwing cult is elected and destroys everything in a fraction of the time it took to built it. Repeat cycle
- 🇪🇺 75 Years of the Schuman Declaration 🇪🇺 On 9 May 1950, Robert Schuman put forward a bold idea: unite Europe by pooling coal and steel production to make war ‘not merely unthinkable, but materially impossible.’
- And today, more important than ever. Unite against fascism and nationalism ✊
- Today in Politics, Bulletin 126. An absolutely insane news day! I did my very best to keep up with all the twists and turns for you. Here is everything that happened today in politics. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
- Just when I thought I couldnt get any sicker of the US and americans… 🤮
- We aren’t furious. We just think it’s stupid and makes us look like clowns to the world again. It’s also pathetic that this is the only thing House Republicans are doing today. Besides blame Biden for stuff on Fox.
- Im not sure if even Democrats fully understands how embarrassingly stupid it all looks from the outside.
- Salt Lake City, Utah, and Boise, Idaho, adopted official Pride flags on Tuesday in response to state laws barring the display of any nonofficial flags at schools and government buildings.
- The US is quickly turning into an autocratic cesspool, indistinguishable from other cesspools such as Russia, Hungary, Iran and China. Congratulations 👏🏽
- We know exactly how you feel, Carney.
- I wouldnt know ofcourse, but I bet Trump smells of really old man
- Weather and climate research funds are being “chainsawed” from NOAA's budget. Last I checked, Louisiana & Florida, which are maximally susceptible to Hurricanes, voted Red in the last General Election. Wondering if residents there knew in advance this would happen.
- I believe its called natural selection
- The latest from the White House.
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View full threadNobody hates Trump as much as us Canadians
- The Danes fucking hates his vacant lardface too
- Is it AI or real?
- It's hard to feel empathy for these fools, but I've run out of fucks to give. We warned them.
- Its one of the most pleasurable things to see these days. Trump supporters realizing that he is, after all, the stupid clown every smart person always said he was
- This is blatantly anti-Catholic and makes fun of Catholicism. Will ANYONE in the Catholic Church speak out against it?
- Its funny. The only thing Trump is good at, is shooting out his own feet 🍊🤡
- Mitch McConnell is retiring after 40 years of working hard to make Kentucky one of the poorest, most under-educated, and unhealthy states in the US.
- A job well done
- Dear World, Don’t visit us unless you absolutely have to. This is a dreadful situation. We’re all embarrassed and disgusted. Sincerely, Decent Americans
- Not planning to!
- Best sign from yesterday.
- Ouch, thats harsh!
- He actually posted this
- It will take years to swallow the shame 🫣
- Sabalenka d. Coco Gauff 6-3 7-6 Aryna wins her 3rd Madrid title. She’s also won this title 3 of the last 5 years. ✅20th title ✅9th WTA 1000 ✅Back to back WTA 1000 titles ✅46th top 10 win The strongest. The toughest. The best. 🐅
- The loudest
- It's striking how vapid and boring this all is. The meme president. His flunkies snickering about how Epic it would be to post this, certain that they're Trolling but not quite sure whom or why anymore
- They are just making a point out of being tasteless and without class. Hate is their language. Just be thankful it isnt yours
- Temu, the Chinese e-commerce platform, has stopped shipping products from China into the U.S., a spokesperson for the company said on Friday. Instead, all of its U.S. orders will be shipped from local warehouses in America.
- If tarrifs is what it takes to stop crap from Temu, then tarrifs might not be as God damn stupid as Ive thought so far. Trump might be doing something right for.. wait.. its a trap!
- The facts are the facts: their proposed budget is not going to make life easier for 99% of us. I can’t WAIT until the day that Republicans decide to show up and work for the people who elected them.
- Amen 🙏
- He knows nothing. Literally
- Its so funny this guy is charge of your healthcare system 😄😂🤣😀
- Yes, this is a real tweet.
- And its not even aprils fool 😄😬
- A Venezuelan family is calling for a 2-year-old to be returned to her mother after the Trump administration deported the mother to Venezuela on Friday without the child. The toddler remains in foster care in the U.S., officials said. The girl’s father was sent to a prison in El Salvador.
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View full threadIn this specific case, the most horrible people in America 🇺🇸were selected to work in the Musk/Trump administration 😖!!
- So Trump and his clownshow is the root problem and not the people who voted for him?
- What wrong with people in this administration 🤔??? They really need to be so horrible 🤔??
- You honestly think its just the administration?
- Herschel Walker vibes.
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- Kunne man ikke, for at beskytte både ulve og får bedre, stille krav om at fåreavlere m.fl. skal hegne deres dyr ordentligt ind @jeppebruus.bsky.social?
- Kunne man ikke også få en debat og eventuel afstemning om man hvad folket helst vil have. Vild natur inkl ulve eller fåreavlere, der producerer det i særklasse mest klimapåvirkende kød i Danmark?
- Today, Donald Trump Jr tweeted about $CLBR, a publically traded company. Colombier Acquisition $CLBR has zero options activity daily. IN FACT, it's daily premium is often under $10,000!!! But the last three days, before Trump's endorsement, over $500k daily in calls came in.
- When Felon47 leaves office he's going to be the richest man in the world.... and we will not have known he was accumulating so much wealth.
- Maybe even exceeding world champ kleptocrat Putin in wealth 🤯
- Maybe without Vance around to wreck things again and incite conflict, Zelensky can get a few things through to the dipshit.
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View full threadYes, we’re aware. I know they’re not showing it but we’ve been protesting since the beginning. Many of us call our reps every single day & send emails & letters. Would violence in the street convince you we are doing whatever you think we should? What would you do as a citizen? We’re open to ideas!
- I guess there is nothing that can be done now that would change anything. Shocking to see how fast things can go south, even in a likeminded country. MAGA movement isn’t new though. It could have been suppressed and marginalized before it took flight
- Who did this? 😂
- Ive watched this too many times 😅🤭
- If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you don’t give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.
- Well said
- It’s a bad bet to count Americans out yet. The tide is still rising.
- What tide? You guys are sending people to concentration camps and the support for your Dear Leader is still above 40%.. even Hitler didnt have 40% support
- The lack of responsibility and ethics never ends with these companies: www.wsj.com/tech/ai/meta...
- I fail to be offended 🤷♀️
- I'm grateful for that I wish they did the same here
- Germans in 1930s didnt have a choice. Whats your excuse for reading propaganda?
- I’m sure Matt Taibbi and Bari Weiss are all over this.
- “Free speech” for me and not for thee is the MAGA & Musk way 🤡
- And what are you doing in this echo chamber?
- The media
- Open a non-american newspaper and be surprised
- About 40% of the US.
- Well, the US is lost.. but the rest of the world knows what an insufferable nutcase he is
- Whos pretending?
- One guy shows up in a blue suit to the Pope’s funeral. You will never guess who.
- Where is his stupid MAGA hat?
- This is absolutely brutal
- 42% is pretty fucking brutal alright 😱 shockingly high approval rate, given the size of his whole catastrophic shitshow