Evan
Taylor Swift’s #1 bluesky account
- I believe Donald Trump can be bought
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- I can’t believe Johnny Lloyd would say that
- Just realized we’re closer to 2029 than 2019 and I need to lay down
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- sorry what
- Straight guys in plaid shorts again is a recession indicator
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- Apology accepted
- I need to stop buying records but come onnnnn
- He went from “I alone can fix it” to “Up to Scott B.”
- Had a bad day (didn’t become pope)
- It’s too bad Biden didn’t live long enough to see this
- The Holy Spirit going to Chicago
- 69 years-old—he’s just a boy!
- First of all, who did he vote for?
- I’ve gone to brunches that lasted longer than this conclave
- Pope!
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- Buck Mason
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- Where??
- Catching up on The Valley
- Don’t come for the queen!! #Survivor
- everyone go around the conclave and say your name, your parish, and a fun fact about yourself
- My boyfriend and I are kinda mysterious but in different ways (him: aura, energy, je ne sais quoi, me: prone to lying on the internet)
- “boyfriend”
- Feels like just yesterday he was saying children need to be happy with 2 dolls instead of 30. Oh wait.
- The reason he gave for the tariffs is because the other countries were already buying less from the US than the US was buying from them. They weren’t shopping with us when things were cheaper—why would they start now??
- I lost my hat on a tour of Alcatraz last year FYI just in case any of you find it
- First pack!
- Oh fuck yeah 😈
- Getting soooo lucky 🌺
- It brings me no pleasure to report that the men of Hoboken are looking fine as hell today
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- 20-somethings at the bar last night thought I was one of them
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- Rockruff 🥹
- She was cringe but she was free
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- So you can see why I relate
- There’s no way the president could pass one of these and I feel like that’s bad
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- Not that dawg in him
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- Congrats!!!
- The American Dream is famously working on the same low-wage assembly line as your grandkids
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- Let him cook
- Mister Trump, we absolutely need you to endorse Andrew Cuomo for mayor. It would be so crazy if the liberal left lunatic Zohran Mamdani won. Pleasseeee endorse Cuomo.
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- Mood
- Have been a little depressed for months and every decision I make to change that feels small, but I’m starting to feel them add up 💪🏻
- Imagine having to tell Pete Hegseth and his wife about this on Signal
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- Hopefully something nice for a change
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- 🔥🔥
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- It’s never too late to join the right side of history
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- Happy birthday!
