Evan
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- Reposted by Evanthis is the best one imo
- I believe Donald Trump can be bought
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- Reposted by EvanWhen I argue that much of the Republican Party has forgotten that Trump was president in 2020, I mean that much of the Republican Party really has forgotten that Trump was president in 2020. It really wasn't that long ago, but here we are.
- Reposted by EvanUndefeated
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- Reposted by Evanthis is not true either legally or in a colloquial sense, but an NYT reporter says it like he's telling you the weather.
- Just realized we’re closer to 2029 than 2019 and I need to lay down
- Reposted by EvanBreaking News: President Trump plans to accept a luxury Boeing 747 from Qatar that he will use as Air Force One and will keep using after he leaves office. The plan — involving possibly the biggest foreign gift ever received by the U.S. government — raises substantial ethical issues.
- Straight guys in plaid shorts again is a recession indicator
- Reposted by EvanIt was one month ago (tomorrow) that US Supreme Court ruled 9-0 that Trump admin needed to 'facilitate' return of K Abrego Garcia from prison in El Salvador. There he sits.
- I need to stop buying records but come onnnnn
- He went from “I alone can fix it” to “Up to Scott B.”
- Reposted by EvanShe was so real for this
- Reposted by Evan“One former aide to Cuomo told me that the two seem to understand each other. ‘When he talks to Trump, he calls him ‘boss,’ the former Cuomo aide said. ‘I’ve never heard him call anyone else ‘boss..I think he and Trump get along very well—he kind of admires him.”
- Had a bad day (didn’t become pope)
- Reposted by EvanPirro is the 23rd former Fox employee Trump has named to his administration. She's wildly unqualified to be DC's top prosecutor and was been described by her former executive producer as a "reckless lunatic." Gonna thread some of her lowlights.
- It’s too bad Biden didn’t live long enough to see this
- The Holy Spirit going to Chicago
- Reposted by EvanThe new Pope didn't tweet once in 2024. In 2025, he's posted 5 times, in which he: - Criticized JD Vance's views on Catholicism and Jesus - Posted an article opposing Trump's immigration policies - Retweeted twice about the Pope's health - Retweeted a criticism of Trump & Bukele's laughter at KAG.
- 69 years-old—he’s just a boy!
- First of all, who did he vote for?
- Reposted by Evanwe lost two Super Hornets to the waves and I haven’t seen any discussion of the race or gender of anyone who might be at fault, which means I have a pretty good guess as to the race and gender of everyone who might be at fault
- I’ve gone to brunches that lasted longer than this conclave
- Pope!
- Reposted by EvanSorry, I was unable to face my notifications dot for two days.
- Catching up on The Valley
- Reposted by Evanit's so sick that they're going along with a crypto bill in the middle of basically the biggest corruption scandal in presidential history, specifically about crypto
- BREAKING: Democrats reached a deal on a stablecoin bill that will give them a fake amendment on Trump crypto corruption that is designed to fail, so collaborators can say they did the best they could. "Schumer 101," said one source. prospect.org/politics/202...
- Reposted by Evanthe deep irony that’s on display for the whole world through the actions of people like nancy mace is that they are far more obsessed with the genitals and going ons in bathrooms than any trans person to ever exist
- Reposted by Evan“We’re being canceled when we say the n-word” *white woman says n-word, people giver her $700,000” “We still feel canceled on the inside”
- Don’t come for the queen!! #Survivor
- everyone go around the conclave and say your name, your parish, and a fun fact about yourself
- Feels like just yesterday he was saying children need to be happy with 2 dolls instead of 30. Oh wait.
- Reposted by Evanthey are currently ignoring a supreme court decision and no one cares or is doing a single thing about it, its just so goddam infuriating
- The reason he gave for the tariffs is because the other countries were already buying less from the US than the US was buying from them. They weren’t shopping with us when things were cheaper—why would they start now??
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- I lost my hat on a tour of Alcatraz last year FYI just in case any of you find it
- Reposted by Evancongress should consider stopping the stupidest person who has ever lived from destroying the economy
- Reposted by EvanIf Biden, who is actually Catholic, posted a picture of himself as Pope there would be a thousand op-eds and cable news hits for months about how it was the most blasphemous thing an American president has ever done and we’d assume he had gone insane.
- Reposted by EvanTo be clear, Germany is cracking down on a Neo-Nazi party, and the US government is defending the Neo-Nazi party
- Reposted by EvanImagine if the NYT covered trans healthcare this way
- It brings me no pleasure to report that the men of Hoboken are looking fine as hell today
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- Reposted by EvanHonestly this is just incredible content.
- 20-somethings at the bar last night thought I was one of them
- Reposted by Evan(L to R) -a disgraced news anchor -another disgraced news anchor -that guy who yells -a bayou ghost -guy who filled a jacuzzi with acid -guy who chainsawed a whale carcass and strapped it to his roof
- First pack!
- She was cringe but she was free
- There’s no way the president could pass one of these and I feel like that’s bad
- Reposted by Evansomeone tell alex thompson that he has a great chance to cover a president in mental decline if he wants to take it
- Reposted by EvanSo to recap - randos on the X claimed to "decode" the tattoos (that multiple experts on MS-13 have said had nothing to do with MS-13), someone at the White House took that idea and crudely put "MS-13" on the image, and Trump actually believed that was what the tattoo said. 🤦♂️
- TRUMP: He had MS-13 on his knuckles, tattooed! MORAN: That was photoshopped TRUMP: Terry, they're giving you the big break of a lifetime. I picked you. But you're not being very nice. (Can't post the clip here because of @bsky.app's daily video limit but the text tells you what you need to know)
- Reposted by Evanthere is a decent chance i never spend a single dime at target again in my life www.startribune.com/target-gave-...
- The American Dream is famously working on the same low-wage assembly line as your grandkids
- Mister Trump, we absolutely need you to endorse Andrew Cuomo for mayor. It would be so crazy if the liberal left lunatic Zohran Mamdani won. Pleasseeee endorse Cuomo.
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- Reposted by EvanCanadian Voter: I think who I voted for would be the best to take care of Trump, because Trump is, I’m sorry to say, an asshole.
- Have been a little depressed for months and every decision I make to change that feels small, but I’m starting to feel them add up 💪🏻
- Imagine having to tell Pete Hegseth and his wife about this on Signal
