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I’m getting tired.
- Trump has pissed so many people off recently, but luckily the assassination attempts seem to have stopped now he’s actually president.
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- Freda and Greta or Andrew and Brian?
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- You might need to clarify, that they died long after the picture was taken, and not just after.
- Been a father for just over a year, in the early days, we found baby fell asleep quicker to hey bear bedtime/baby lullaby stuff, got to a point now where I can't fall asleep without it now. Even when staying away from home, at night it's playing in the background.
- Fell asleep reading this.
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- Either way is Fiennes.
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- I think it’s for the best.
- I thought I’d send you a chat request, you know because, but I don’t even know how to do it.
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- Not an opinion, just wrong.
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- “You don’t need to yell Michael, I’m all around you”
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- What do you do in the 18 months waiting for an appointment after being diagnosed?
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- Have you checked the pub?
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- So they, Undermined you?
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- Tape sniffer. Coincidentally a good name for an E.P.
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- Or early 80’s footballer, fringe at the front, perm at the back?
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- Albany, Ithaca, Cooperstown? Unless you’re talking about New York City, or probably just Manhattan?
- “Where is that fucking doctor?”
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- Seasoning is down to personal taste. Timing is everything.
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- “We”
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- Some people really do have a problem with empathy.
- Imagine getting a promotion, but when you read the contract you find out you have to change your name to Bossy Bossington XIV.
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- I think the line was crossed when the three bed semi is over £350,000.
- I hope it’s a horse. #conclave
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- I’m guessing you prefer emotionally shallow animals.
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- Do do do do do do
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- Brings new meaning to the phrase, “I take a shit photo?”
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- Or Snagglepuss. Snagglepope?
- I think he will miss out to Pope Panther.
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- Could never understand why Rod Hull took Emu up on the roof with him. Accident waiting to happen.
- If you go to the gym and you don't take your phone with you to the gym floor, I guarantee you'll do at least 20% more quality work done than if you take your phone with you.
- And you’re anonymous because of the Gym Selfie Mafia?
- Lomg leather trench coats in movies don't look cool, they look unwieldy and impractical to wear while fighting. Outside movies they don't look cool, they make you look like a school shooter.
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View full threadAnd he got Helga with that look!
- I’m guessing the OP is more of a von Smallhausen.
- Cadbury Fruit & Nut needs more fruit and less nut.
- Needs less shit in my chocolate that can break my teeth, or give me the shits.
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- We?
- Denzel Dumfries is one of the greatest names in football.
- Your favourite Only Fools and Horses Character and a Scottish city is your Dutch footballer name.
- Rodney Motherwell?
- I prefer Danger Fourpence.
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- I think the problem is that, other men, the media and certain governments, don’t see those flags.
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- Marty McRaspberry.
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- Your vacuum cleaner is broken.
- Trying to follow news stories on social media would be less confusing if the highest courts in the US and the UK weren't both called the Supreme Court. We should have come up with a better name when we abolished the Law Lords.
- Maybe try reading the stories instead of just the headlines. A few more seconds to look for evidence of which country it is.
- I no longer respond when my wife asks me to repeat myself. Speaking with an echo was driving me mad, and she always manages to work out what I've said if she pauses a few seconds instead of instantly giving me huh/what/pardon. I don't think she's noticed this experiment.
- Ah. She has ADHD.
- Yeah, but he has DIVORCE to look forward to.
- Recently fulfilled a longstanding fantasy and had a sexual partner piss on me. She was clearly very dehydrated as it was very "thick" also smelled very strongly of chicken gravy. Not the experience I was hoping for, won't be doing that again anytime soon.
- All over your Yorkshire Puddings.
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- No kids then?
- So many Frasier episodes are like "I have a date tonight with a lingerie model I met at the symphony".
- Funny how they all end in disaster because of a “misunderstanding”.
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- Ah, I see you’re a Michelin man.
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- He wants you back. For Good.
- #totp I remember The Bee Gees having more beards and less breasts.
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- Your neighbours think you’re weird. Anyone can download and print out the schedule.
