Your favourite Only Fools and Horses Character and a Scottish city is your Dutch footballer name.

Cassandra Kirkcaldy.* *Not a city, I just admire alliteration.

Bernt Haas.

Trigger Ecclefechan

I was saying the exact same thing. Up there with Jeffrey Schlupp and Omar Marmoush

The Queen of the South

It's so unlike any name I've ever heard before.

30 years ago, it would've been in one of those computer games alongside the likes of Ronarid and Roberto Larcos

I prefer Danger Fourpence.