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I run a kill shelter for small dogs 💖
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- I'm 2 days in because I brute force every safe combination starting from 99999999 down to 00000000 then start over at 9999999 etc
- Fig 1—RFK Jr. fully submerged in raw sewage, currently being made fun of by dimwitted shitposters. Fig 2—Sephiroth surrounded by raw mako crystal that is pure life force made matter, merging his physical body with the planet's lifestream before ultimately ascending to godhood. But make your jokes…
- Raw sewage? What the hell are you talking about?
- great question. let me know what you find out. yours in friendship, Michael
- Mike not to glaze but you’re the funniest poster on here by a long shot
- ty but no
- Sad news. Former AZ Senator Kyrsten Sinema has died today after pulling down an overladen rack of ugly Goodwill clothes she wanted to mismatch. She exploded in a clatter of big chunky beads and chunky glasses and other ugly chunky plastic shit. Her evil animating spirit will, of course, never die.
- Wife & I started a prank war to see who could scare the other off the toilet "midpipe" with points scored for how many clods hit the floor outside of the bowl, but now she won't stop barging in with a broom and walloping me across the head and neck until I fall off. That's not a proper prank, angel.
- ✨ Looks like you're trying to kill me. How can I help?
