Django Unlame
"And there, Brünnhilde shall remain. Unless a hero arises brave enough to save her."
If you send me a DM it better be important, like about my car's extended warranty expiring.
- AOC, talking Medicaid cuts — after Rep. Weber chides her for addressing the camera: “.. There are 13.7 million Americans on the other side of that screen. .. They deserve. To see. What is happening. Here.” @aoc.bsky.social
- AOC 🙌 Breaking one off for Weber. Well done!
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- I hope the ghosts of all the Russian and Ukranian soldiers haunt Putin and his government til the day they die. 🙏🇺🇦🙏
- Sen. John Kennedy: "I trust Qatar like I trust a rest stop bathroom ... "
- Good analogy considering Kennedy acts as Trump's toilet seat most of the time.
- BREAKING: The EPA says it will reverse most of the drinking water standards aimed at protecting people from toxic "forever chemicals" known as PFAS. Even low levels of the chemicals known as PFAS are linked with cancer and other health problems. www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
- So much for "crystal clear water" 🙄 Here's guessing "the cleanest air" can't be far behind...
- Very legal and very cool. 🫠
- Just have this photo of Mike Lee shown before every porn video on the internet. Problem solved! No one will ever want to watch porn again 🤢
- 24 hours later…
- The word of the 2nd Trump term is: GRIFT.
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- As if Shapiro won't be following Trump around next week and cleaning up his droppings 🙄 All the right wings talking heads will fall back in line behind him, it's how they make their💲
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- Countdown was a very entertaining show, KO. Would love to see you back on TV somewhere soon.
"Employees from the Boring Company last month and were told that the firm could find ways to build the tunnel more cheaply and efficiently" JUST LIKE MUSK DID WITH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT? www.nytimes.com/2025/05/12/t...- I've seen this grift before, it's a rerun!
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- Glad to have you around, Frank! You've brought a lot of people joy and laughter over the years. That's one heck of a higher power! 🙏
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- Here's hoping the ICC catches him slipping in a country he can be arrested in. #WarCriminal
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- This should be the new 'Victory Day' and national holiday that we all celebrate. 👊❤️🔥
- Clarence Thomas = Free RV Donald Trump = Free Airplane The Republican party should just start filming a game show around all the corrupt gifts they accept from wealthy individuals and countries. 💰🤑💰
- ⚡️ A dispatch just in from the Ministry of Truth
- Here's hoping there's a lack of air traffic controllers when he flies into a city on Bribe Force One sometime soon 🤞🤞🤞
- REPORTER: What do you say to people who view that luxury jet as a personal gift to you? TRUMP: You're ABC fake news, right? Let me tell you -- you should be embarrassed asking that question. They're giving us a free jet ... when they give you a putt, you pick it up and you walk to the next hole
- No one wants to hear about your stupid golf idioms, you corrupt clown!
- “Congressman, I think you misheard my question. What I asked you was, ‘Do you have any dignity left?’”
- I peaced out after listening to this douche for 10 seconds. My sincere condolences that you have to have him as a senator, Wyoming 🫠
- That’s not a president; that’s a king.
- But he's giving away his 400k salary and only getting back a $400 million jet, so...equal, right?! 😵💫😵💫😵💫
- Laura Loomer not thrilled about Swamp Force One ✈️
- So you're still going to stay incredibly loyal to someone you know that is accepting an exceedingly corrupt gift. Uh ok, that makes negative sense 🤷
- Oh what a beautiful grift, and completely legal apparently!
- Up is down
- If we don't do something soon they might attack the capitol! 🙄 #IronyIsDead
- Lucy from Charlie Brown.
- Tiny hands, tiny heart, tiny desk 🤏🤏🤏
- ❗️We offer direct talks without conditions on Thursday, in Istanbul, – Putin He refused the 30-day ceasefire
- He can't stop bombing innocent people for even a day. What a ghoul.
- I say this without a hint of sarcasm. The Armageddon DVD commentary is the finest work of Ben Affleck’s career.
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- Little man understands politics and Democracy better than half of America 🫡
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- This will really put Putin into a depression. It's been years since he hasn't been able to bomb civilians, poor guy 😡
- 🔥 WATCH: “Congress holds the power of the purse. That is a fact. That’s not a question. That is a fact.” @underwood.house.gov gives @kristinoem a quick lesson on the constitution they both swore to defend. 🇺🇸
- Imagine all the hate in her head. She competes daily with Homan and Trump for most disgusting person in their admin, and sometimes wins!
- NEWARK, N.J. (AP) — New Jersey mayor is arrested at ICE detention center where he was protesting its opening, acting US attorney says.
- Now they all want to wear masks 🧐 Bunch of #FascistThugs
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- Conclusion: Trust Donald Trump 😂 Yeah, right...
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- Good TV, you say?
- According to Trump, “Mattel Toys is a country” and he will “set a 100% tariff on them if they counter his tariffs”
- Is the country of Mattel right off the coast of Covfefe? 🙄😵💫🙄
- Walz: When did government get to tell you how many dolls your child has? Government just big enough to fit in your bedroom, your womb, and apparently now in your toy chest.
- Told you. This is all one scheme
- Unbiased?
- Trump (to his makeup artist): Just leave the giant bowl of foundation there and I'll smash my face into it like a banana creme pie.
- Q: “Are you sending migrants to Libya?” TRUMP: “I don’t know.” 🤷🏼
- For a stable genius, Trump doesn't know a hell of a lot.
- Eddie Munster wants his hair back, Kirk
- He's gonna have to start pulling the Trump super comb over in another year or two.
- Trump weighed in on J.D. Vance’s comment that Russia’s asking too much in talks. “Maybe he’s right… We’re getting to the point where some decisions have to be made. I am not happy about it,” Trump said.
- This is very true. Trump hates to make decisions. 🤡
- Bro, Joe Rogan never told me about this?! #Trumpcession #Trumpnomics
- RFK Jr explains why he supports the idea of creating a national autism database
- I think we should have a database for people that have had brain worms. Much more debilitating apparently. 🧐
- Uh, ok, we’re on like the 4th iteration of this and wtf is going on?
- This guy gives THAT answer and then has the gall to call a question stupid. 🤷 Welcome to hell! 🤦
- Guys he wants to reopen Alcatraz
- Oh great, more money that the US doesn't have to spend completely rebuilding and refurbishing a prison that has been falling apart for decades. Uh Don the Con, care to chip in a few million dollars? Yeah, didn't think so.
- How utterly ridiculous that this person is on CNN talking about this subject. You could grab any random person off the street and that person would have the same chance if they were on the ballot.
- It's difficult to find someone more annoying and egotistical than Trump but SAS certainly comes close.
- At least everyone can agree on today’s lede. 🤡
- Demented man can't remember if he took an oath at some point 🤷
- The only thing Trump loves to do more than stealing the US government's money is mismanaging it.
- Given that most, if not all MAGA merch is made in China, I'll be really curious to see what happens to their pricing and availability 😁
- "Maybe instead of 30 MAGA caps you can only have two this year. Big guy came up to me with tears rolling down his cheeks and said, "Sir, thank you for giving me less things to buy. You are beautiful!"
- WATCH: Trump pretends to be clueless about his crypto scheme and says “I’m not profiting from anything” 🤔🤥
- It's hilarious that he's clearly profiting from the presidency but he has absolutely no idea how crypto works. Baron is probably managing all this corrupt shit from his magic laptop 🫠
- Thank God he finally has a city he can commit crimes in with impunity—as you know that fundamentally that's where this is headed His handmaidens and spawn will be moved to Starbase and what happens to them there... well, you better believe you will never hear about it and no one will talk about it.
- A town without pity, but with A LOT of NDA's and settlements.
- Private-equity firm Apollo has quickly become one of the most bearish voices on the Street. Yesterday, CEO Marc Rowan said the firm is focusing on cash and low-risk assets. Today, the firm’s chief economist writes: “Stagflation coming.” $APO
- Zelenskyy: “We cannot guarantee the safety of world leaders at the Victory Parade in Moscow” China has reached out to Ukraine urging them to please not strike Putin’s parade, which is a legal military target. Putin also requested a ceasefire for his parade but was rejected.
- So to Putin: civilians = targets But military parades = ceasefire 😵💫 Sorry comrade, your brain is diseased.
- Donald Trump enriching Elon Musk with government money? This is truly surprising! 🙄 They're all...so...basic. #FightOligarchy and #FightCorruption
